A man walks into his local bar and orders 12 martini's . The bartender hurries off and returns with a tray full of drinks and says "wow, so what are ya celebrating?"
the man replies " I just experianced my first BJ!" and starts tossing back the drinks.
The bartender "suitably immpressed" says, well, tell ya what, since you bought 12, I'll throw in the 13th for free, being it's such a special occasion!
The man looks up and says "No thanks, if 12 won't get rid of the taste, nothing will"!!!!
2007-07-31 09:39:11 · 3 answers · asked by The Forgotten 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-07-31 09:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the guy who rushes into a bar and say "Give me a glass of water please."
"But this is a bar." Protests the barman. "Wouldn't you rather have a scotch on the rocks or a brandy and soda."
"No thanks." Says the guy "And if you'd got what I've got you'd drink water too."
"Why?" Asks the waiter curiously "What have you got?"
"Five cents." Came the dejected reply.
2007-07-31 16:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sending this one to my baby;s bi-sexual father...He may enjoy this because he is an alcoholic too!! Thanks...
2007-07-31 17:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋