Should I join Micro-organism?

Question

I have developed a particularly strong bond with the BrannYoda. He says his treacle is my blood and his bran heart is mine.

However, the Micro-organists say they will use the great force of BrannYoda's holy bran muffins on me, unless I convert.

However I know the recipe for a BrannYoda of my own.

It's a load of bran muffin crumbs, poured into a cast of Yoda from Star Wars, bound by treacle, and baked in a freezer for 25-30minutes.

Can I have stars, bran muffins or answers to this big bad bran dillemma?

Problem is if I convert to Micro-organism, I am obliged to be at war with Eccentrics. Eccentricity dictates that the BrannYoda is nothing but a big cake, but I have personally witnessed the big bran muffin he uses to fool the Eccentrics into battle.

Lol. Humour please, my fellow Answerists. This is wholly for fun.

Yes I have created my own bran-based world with many religions.

I am Answerist at the moment, in case you were wondering. What's your religion?

I like all religions, but I favour the Shaykyrists and Aneurism. Aneurists can be pretty skeptical at times, though.

Smalltown. I guess you must be Kyndapist, then.

In the secret religion of Kyndapy, the followers choose to remain invisible at all times. Every witness to their existence must be immediately eliminated. Some Kyndapists have found a way around this teaching by posing as followers of other religions, including None.

Remember it is only the identity of Kyndapy that must remain shielded. In the disguised state, the Kyndapist is free to be known, but can never admit their Kyndapism without fulfilling the prophecy of Kyndap.

A little more on None. Nonemous people vary wildly in their beliefs but believe that they do not believe what they never thought they would ever believe they believe.

Shihan. Thank you for staying my hand, but I could not become Eccentric. You have saved me from becoming your enemy though. If I carry on with my indecisiveness, I may soon become an unwilling Nonemous Answerist

Answer 1

I'm not on messenger at the moment, but I saw this and couldn't pass it up, you must join the force!!!!!!! (Retro, I am your baker!!!) as for my religion? well, that is not to be disclosed......I'd have to kill you if I told you.....ok, so I lied...lol

Answer 2

That Bran lifestyle is just such a regular kinda thing. And I sincerely do not like the idea of you being at war with the Eccentrics, because that is what I am, and you, my dear Retro, would become my enemy. My war is waged telepathically. You would surely lose.

And you are SO not a loser. Be the winner I just KNOW you are.

If you choose in the long run to join the micros, you will be captured and punished, without a doubt. The elders will judge you, tie you up, feed you bran muffins, and leave you hanging for days, all the while singing hymns of praise and glory to the Mighty Eccentrics Above (Mea).

What say you, master Answerist? WHAT SAY YOU????

Answer 3

Ummmmm, darn, if you meant syrup, why didn't you just say syrup? Treacle, indeed. LOL Sounds to me like the BranYoda is just a sticky mess of bran crumbs. A good soaking will dissolve him inot a mushy paste in a matter of minutes, ALL hail the mighty Micro-organism!!!

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 4

Thanks. You've made me laugh and boy, did I need that today. My grandmother passed away yesterday. I'll give you a star.