All categories - 30 July 2007

What's the difference between a lawyer who has been run over & a skunk who has been run over?





There are skid-marks in front of the skunk.




Cheers

2007-07-30 09:53:16 · 10 answers · asked by Henry & Carryn A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend asked me to be her bridesmaid and buy her dress 2 weeks before my wedding last Oct. even when her wedding was over a year away. Which I thought was a little rude but I said yes anyway, but off buy the dress till I was back and could afford the dress. In Dec, she asks me to buy the dress, but by then my money was tight, (as in living pay check to pay check, owning a new house & just getting married will do that to you) I tell her that I think it is best that I back out as a bridesmaids due to the fact that I can not live up to my bridesmaid duties.(others backed out too) She seemed to understand. Her wedding is/was in July so I gave her enough time. We keep talking and nothing seems different. Well I was never invited to the wedding. I think that was kind of rude to ask me to be her bridesmaid but when I can’t she didn't invite me at her wedding?

(Now keep in mind this whole time she keeps saying she is not sure she wants to marry this guys at all)

2007-07-30 09:52:59 · 10 answers · asked by Ghoulina 3 in Etiquette

here are the requirements for my schools summer reading; could you please give me good book titles & summaries? i am going into english II honors so i need something approprieate to that.


Read at least one drama written by an American author.

they may NOT be chosen for summer reading:

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Death of A Salesman To Kill a Mockingbird
The American A Farewell to Arms Of Mice and Men
An American Childhood The Glass Menagerie Our Town
Black Boy The Grapes of Wrath A Raisin in the Sun
The Bluest Eye The Great Gatsby The Secret Life of Bees
The Catcher in the Rye The Jungle Walden
The Crucible

2007-07-30 09:52:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I'm divorcing my husband and I are divoricing. He has a 7 year old daughter and we're really close. I'm moving to LA and she's moving with her dad to Washington State. Her Mom is already up there so she can contuniue having custody over my husband's daughter. I want to do something special since I won't see her for awhile. I leave in two weeks. Her mom says I can visit her whenever, since we're friends, but my husband isn't moving for about four months. Also, I got her Niki, the girl of the year American Girl doll and a lot of outfits and accesories. We live in Connecicut.

2007-07-30 09:52:44 · 19 answers · asked by Jasmine 4 in Grade-Schooler

I once had a warm molten chocolate cake which had hot smooth fudge oozing out from it, and it was served with simple vanilla ice-cream. It was divine.

What's the best chocolate dessert you've ever had? Describe it in detail! It can be something you've eaten or a fictional one. :)

2007-07-30 09:52:36 · 9 answers · asked by Apple Tree 3 in Other - Food & Drink

Evaluate: -1.8 - 3.2 + 2.4

* if you could show me how you get to the answer that would help a lot thanks : )

2007-07-30 09:52:25 · 4 answers · asked by mathmakesmecrazy 1 in Mathematics

still can't seem to let her into my heart. I was hurt by my first love and to this point this was 8 years ago i am still not able to let her see my softside or be all lovey dovey with her, i put up this macho front and i don't know why or how to get rid of this i so badly don't want to be like this but i have been doing it so long i have forgotten how to open up and be more of myself to share my emotions and my softer side with her. Please help me!

2007-07-30 09:52:22 · 6 answers · asked by imatrickha 1 in Family

All in their prime

Present

orton vs edge
cena vs HHH
hbk vs. lashley
mark henry vs khali
batista vs umaga
kane vs. undertaker
mysterio vs. john morrison
cm punk vs. marcus cor von
flair vs hacksaw
mr kennedy vs mvp

past

brock lesnar vs. the rock
andre vs yokozuna
hulk hogan vs. mr perfect
dusty rhodes vs. bret hart
rick rude vs. mick foley
stone cold vs jerry king
superfly vs. benoit
sargent slaughter vs. iron sheik
king kong bundy vs giant gonzales
owen hart vs ultimo dragon

2007-07-30 09:52:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

I was just wondering if any of you have ever come across some wild, very inappropriate, intrusive, or just jaw-dropping questions. I am not talking about the good, amazing, awe-inspiring questions. But the, “I cannot believe someone had the nerve to ask that” type of question? If so, did you answer it? Report it (if it needed to be reported)? Add it to your watch list? Or just skip it?

What was the question if you can remember it?

I surely have come across some “bold” questions on here in my travels thus far through Yahoo Answers. I might answer depending on the nature or just skip it. I sometimes read others who answered the question. I have seen:

~ Do you have an STD, if so, which one? = I answered it.
~ Would you like to be raped by someone? = Skipped it.
~ Do you hate ___ (insert a race)? = I answered it.
~ How can my sister and I have incest sex when my parents are always around? = I answered it with a smart@$$ answer since it was asinine.

All real... Honest to God!

2007-07-30 09:52:17 · 17 answers · asked by Answer-Me-This 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have two felony convictions from Arizona in 1998 and 2003 and unfortunately Arizona wont allow you to get your record expunged. Since then I have completely changed my life around. I decided to go back to school and earned an Associates Degree in Business Administration with a concentration in Information Systems (graduated with honors), got engaged, and am ready to start a new life.

I am willing to start at the bottom and work my way up with hard work and dedication. What would be a good field to get into that doesn't do extensive background checks, and or would be willing to overlook mistakes made in the past?

Do you believe people are worthy of a second chance?

2007-07-30 09:52:13 · 11 answers · asked by Billy 3 in Law & Legal

my favorite was power rangers Zeo

2007-07-30 09:51:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

2007-07-30 09:51:35 · 10 answers · asked by don 1 in Other - Politics & Government

First of all, I live in zone 5, Ontario Canada. I would like to grow Catherdral Bells up a few trellis and fences, but I have a few questions:
1: Are they a popular plant?
2: Are they a perennial in my area?
3: How fast to they grow? As fast as morning glories?
4: When do I plant, what are some tips on it?
5: Do you buy it as seeds, or as roots?
5: Do most nurserys have this vine? I haven't even heard of it until today!
Thanks in advance!

2007-07-30 09:51:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-07-30 09:51:04 · 4 answers · asked by ARACELI D 1 in Comedy

Please do not answer and advise me to use Advantage or advantick or any such drops on her neck. I have a German Shepherd, 8 years, and she has constant worms. The deworming medicine (oral) my Vet gives doesn't work. (Strongid-t). because of reinfestation with fleas. We try to keep the fleas under control (it is quite a battle), and she does not get a lot of exposure to other animal feces, but somehow she is reinfecting herself. Maybe weakened immunity.

What do you think of diatomaceus earth, or claendula flowers or wild chrysanthemum flowers added to her food? Tr
I feed her a diet of various raw and poached meats and grated carrots and sometimes beets and and and flax seeds (pulverized) and Dolomite, and vit B's and fish oils and MSM.
But still worms. I tried garlic-no luck.

Battling the fleas is very time consuming. I recently discovered that liquid Ivory soap baths kills them dead, but I have to shampoo her every week, because she picks them up when I walk her in Miami

2007-07-30 09:51:03 · 11 answers · asked by walkathisway 2 in Dogs

i really want to take salsa classes. i would be a beginner, but i don't know where i could in lr, arkansas. does anybody else know? ??

2007-07-30 09:51:00 · 2 answers · asked by un chica bonita 2 in Dancing

I'm making corrections to my 2007-2008 Federal Appication for Student Federal Aid (FASFA).

I know my 'Earned income', however, the FASFA asks for "Total Amount for Worksheet A" and "Total Amount for Worksheet B."

The only income/assests I recieved/have is the 'Earned Income' I recieved in that year.

Nothing in my tax papers mentions anything about Worksheet A and Worksheet B.

What's the deal???

2007-07-30 09:50:51 · 4 answers · asked by Thinking 5 in Other - Taxes

walsh did great things with minimal talent---all the hall of fame players he coached are players he drafted and brought into the leaugue

2007-07-30 09:50:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I want to know if texas will find out about my dui in tennessee. I got a 1 yr suspension of my license and have never had a tennesse license. They never asked me to forfeit my license when i got charged, and just told me to hang on to it. Does anyone know for sure if texas will find out? And no sarcasim please...ty.

2007-07-30 09:50:33 · 5 answers · asked by whocares 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

I know that s-video would be better however i am using this as a presentation tv for a church and not as a regular home tv. Is it possible to come out of the computer with a coax signal and carry it 80 feet

2007-07-30 09:50:29 · 4 answers · asked by obiwanrockwood 3 in Other - Electronics

Let your light shine bright.
Give it all you got and you will shine in life. :)

2007-07-30 09:50:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hear posters at YA saying, "Nuke Iran!" or nuke this country... or that country. Do you think they have the slightest idea what they're saying? Would you support a nuclear attack on another country? Would you be willing to accept the consequences?

Do you know what the consequences would be?

2007-07-30 09:50:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

but i have nothing to ask about. i just like hearing everyone's thoughts and opinions on stuff. hey...maybe you could just blurt out some random stuff. that might be interesting...

2007-07-30 09:50:19 · 7 answers · asked by practicalwizard 6 in Other - Society & Culture

In the last couple of months, I've noticed that my 4 year old daughter has body odor! I don't really smell it unless I'm up close to her, but it's definately the oniony, body odor smell! Isn't she a little too young for that? I've left a message for her pediatrician and he said that he was going to do some research about it and get back to me, but I just wonder if anyone else has had this happen w/ their young children. She's usually "smellier" after a day of hard play, and it goes away after her bath, but it's usually an every day occurence. Any ideas?!?!

2007-07-30 09:50:11 · 14 answers · asked by justme75 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

I go to an alternative school and my dad calls it the reject school and it makes me feel like I am not worth nothing and it hurts really bad.. I used to be an A student and then things at home went down hill and my grades slipped for a year and a half and I was a d- average and after I went to the alternative school I started getting A's I am an A student now and my mom congradulated me and my dad didnt say anything supportive at all when he saw my report card... He never says anything supportive about my school and I feel like I'm not even his daughter, how do I cope with this and or change it?

2007-07-30 09:49:58 · 20 answers · asked by Stefanie 1 in Family

I know there seems to be a lot more people believing in equality between the sexes nowadays and to me that just isn't how it was meant to be. They usually use logical fallacies to prove that men and women should be equal, but the fact is that men were designed to be in charge and the woman was designed to be submissive to him. When a good man is in charge, he provides his woman with security, food, clothing, shelter, and many other needs she might have. Most women if they really let go of all the dogma, would love to feel like they are their man's possession, i.e. a special treasure. Human nature says that if a man takes control, he is standing up and taking charge and being a leader. However, when a woman takes charge, human nature tells us that she is being domineering, bossy, and arrogant. Most women do not like having a woman boss because of the way they act. Society should admire women who are submissive to their husband and take care of their children.

2007-07-30 09:49:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

From Orlando, Florida to Ontario California on December 28, 2007 to January 2, 2008? Roundtrip for two passengers. Under 360 per person please.! Thank you very much!

2007-07-30 09:49:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Air Travel

also where can i go to down load video on machines and how to get started videos

2007-07-30 09:49:39 · 5 answers · asked by jessi_james_2 1 in Hobbies & Crafts