A wife was vacuuming the bedroom when she hit something under the bed. When she pulled the object out, she discovered it was a shiny silver box containing nine golf balls and $2,500 in cash. When her husband came home she asked, “Honey, what’s with the box? There are nine golf balls and a bunch of cash in here.”
“Well,” said her husband, “every time we’ve had bad sex, I put a golf ball in there.”
“That’s not bad,” his wife replied, “We’ve been married for over 20 years and there are only nine balls, but what’s with the money?”
“Well, every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.”
2007-07-29
21:43:30
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