A wife was vacuuming the bedroom when she hit something under the bed. When she pulled the object out, she discovered it was a shiny silver box containing nine golf balls and $2,500 in cash. When her husband came home she asked, “Honey, what’s with the box? There are nine golf balls and a bunch of cash in here.”
“Well,” said her husband, “every time we’ve had bad sex, I put a golf ball in there.”
“That’s not bad,” his wife replied, “We’ve been married for over 20 years and there are only nine balls, but what’s with the money?”
“Well, every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.”
2007-07-29 21:43:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for your good jokes. This is one day I could do with them.
2007-07-29 23:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-07-30 04:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So how much does he charge for a dozen balls?
2007-07-29 21:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by AnswersGalore 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hi Love, This one was alright. You can do better!!!
Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 10:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-07-29 22:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny lmao but okay funny.
2007-07-29 21:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle My Bell 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-29 22:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best ive ever read
2007-07-29 23:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by tepro25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
godd 1. A star 4 u.
2007-07-29 22:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-07-29 21:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋