All categories - 29 July 2007

2007-07-29 21:36:17 · 6 answers · asked by geena c 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-07-29 21:36:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

i think the red hair guy from thirtysomething was in the movie and it was a usa network movie...the friends go to desert to hunt and become trapped in the area and are killed by invisible pressence that i thought made them see things??

2007-07-29 21:35:46 · 3 answers · asked by mrpepe99 1 in Movies

2007-07-29 21:35:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in London

A couple returns from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.

"Well," replies the man, "when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," says his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nods gently and says, "I don't know if I can get over it, though. She gave me $20 change!"

2007-07-29 21:35:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned. "Tell me," she asked the rather elderly salesman, "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?" With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "one of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to soak it in dishwater."

2007-07-29 21:35:14 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I researched a lot on the web and visited Las Vegas to get an idea of different areas to purchase a home. My main concern is a good neighborhood that won't depreciate in value. I really liked the northwest area 89129, south 89123 and southwest 89147, 89117. My budget is 250,000-300,000, 3br 2bath 1500-2000sf. Why are there so many homes in the 89129 area that are for sale?? Do you think the future development of the strip expanding to the areas 89123,89147,89117 have a negative impact on single family home prices?? Any advice, opinions or comments would be appreciated.
Also do you think house prices will continue to depreciate, should I wait it out??

2007-07-29 21:35:09 · 1 answers · asked by leeLV 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-07-29 21:35:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

How about the two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting around on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set. The history professor said to the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology said, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."

2007-07-29 21:34:33 · 7 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

2007-07-29 21:33:50 · 15 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

all the time.

2007-07-29 21:33:28 · 16 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

I met this amazing guy named Luke and he is 2 years younger then me but I have problem because I am head over heels for someone else. I mean I like Luke and all but I just don't if he's is the to help me get over this other guy. Any suggestions?? And yes I would like to be Luke's girlfriend but I also don't want to hurt him. What should I do??

2007-07-29 21:33:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My name is Amanda Engel. I'm 17 years old and I am trying out for American Idol on the 18th of August . I'm SO nervous!!!! I'm still trying to choose the right audition song so I guess I'm in a bind with that... some ideas that I have are

-Broken Wing by Martina McBride (And YES i can out-sing Jordin with it!!!)

- Candy by Mandy Moore ( I tweeked it a little bit and it sounds really good but it's still kinda a "safe" song though...)

-God Bless America (I can sing this absolutely AMAZING. Whenever I do everyone cries it's awesome but the problem is that it's not a fresh upbeat song and I think that's more what they want)

That's really all that I have .. do you have any suggestions?

2007-07-29 21:33:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"

2007-07-29 21:33:04 · 19 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

from the beggining of bigbang that the universe was already expand(acc.to bigbang theory) about millions of years ago and i realize that the distance of one galaxy to the other is also expanded every seconds million times x million of years ago and it is faster than the speed of light.Why can evoltionist say that they saw other galaxy.we supposed to be very very very very far time million of years ago. from marl26gil@yahoo.com

2007-07-29 21:32:59 · 6 answers · asked by Marlou G 1 in Astronomy & Space

I have a penny that is off-center -- the design is way off to the side of the coin. Is this rare?

I also have a Mercury Head dime. Is it worth anything?

Thanks!

2007-07-29 21:32:42 · 5 answers · asked by luvrats 7 in Hobbies & Crafts

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

2007-07-29 21:32:21 · 8 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My friends brother jake think i'm "his girl" so he tries to put his arm around me or kiss my cheek.I told my crush Todd that i didn't like Jake doing that to me and Todd asked why i wouldnt want to kiss Jake and i told Todd that i think he's self centered and i don't find him attractive.Then Todd told me that nobody likes him (but i like him,but he doesn't know).I'm wondering why he would want to know why i wouldn't want Jake to kiss me or put his arm around me,possibly Todd wants to kiss me or put his arm around me but he wants to know why i wouldnt let a guy like Jake do that?Or maybe he was just curious..Then 5 minutes later he brought up about how my cousin Richelle told Todd that i wanted to make out with him (why would he bring that up?)

2007-07-29 21:32:10 · 1 answers · asked by Brenda 1 in Singles & Dating

I am addictied to the internet, and I can't stop going on it. Its very late but I can't go to slep because of my addiction of the internet, i go to sleep at like 6am....

I want to stop this...but I can't. I want to stop going on the computer...but I can't. I need help to stop going on it.

2007-07-29 21:32:10 · 8 answers · asked by animator345 2 in Mental Health

ok i have this guy friend and he is hot and i love him but he loves another gurl and its like i feel safe around him and i can tell him anything what do i do...

2007-07-29 21:31:57 · 14 answers · asked by Rebel 16 1 in Singles & Dating

Evidence: most r&s questions are answered by atheists.

2007-07-29 21:31:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

OK. I need to calm down, but I thought that Taiwanese and Cantonese were two separate languages, or at least dialects, they aren't the SAME language, and then I was just talking with someone and they said Taiwanese=Cantonese, and I got all up in a fluster. I need someone to help me chill out quickly and promptly. Thank you all so much!

2007-07-29 21:31:42 · 8 answers · asked by Financaux 1 in Languages

Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

2007-07-29 21:31:29 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

And did any one else think that DE jr. didnt seem to give a crap when his engine blew??

2007-07-29 21:30:49 · 10 answers · asked by grimsleeper78 2 in NASCAR

all 4s are single, u have to use all 4s but each one time only. U can use any time of arithemetical calculation to find out the answer.

2007-07-29 21:30:35 · 12 answers · asked by smart123 1 in Mathematics

my upright piano ivory keyboard is yellowish

2007-07-29 21:30:17 · 3 answers · asked by Fatty 71 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Can we find meaning beyond opinion and thought? What is the meaning at the nexus of a paradox?

Thanks for your comments!

2007-07-29 21:29:56 · 10 answers · asked by Alex 5 in Philosophy

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

2007-07-29 21:29:56 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-29 21:29:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality