An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"
2007-07-29 21:33:04 · 19 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but I shouldn't be laughing as my dog died a couple years back thanx for cheering me up
2007-07-29 21:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-07-30 04:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More animal cruelty! I don't like this. If you used a cat, I wouldn't be as opposed to it.
2007-07-30 04:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch, the poor dog...
2007-07-30 05:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet one m8ty ,brightened up my day , and the dogs coat !!
2007-07-30 04:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by tony w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're boring like your joke.
2007-07-30 05:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by KLAUDYU 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my god. that was gross, and not really funny. sorry. and i have a very sick sense of humor.
2007-07-30 04:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by scooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa haa haa, very good
2007-07-30 04:35:35 · answer #8 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-07-30 04:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good
2007-07-30 04:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋