Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
2007-07-29 21:32:21 · 8 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Better! Hey Frank you gave us some really WOW! Jokes...give me more of those. Here's a Star to remind you how good you really are!!!
2007-07-29 23:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoaaaaaaaaa there jonesy lol, am i the only woman who can be ready at the drop of a hat??? lmfto
2016-05-17 21:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by marilu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is getting better.
2007-07-29 21:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-29 22:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha really funny
2007-07-29 21:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2007-07-29 22:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but i have heard it.
2007-07-30 14:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by scooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs*
2007-07-29 23:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋