A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
2007-07-29 21:29:56 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love jokes, there should be more on here. That was funny! THANKS
2007-07-29 21:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by fred a 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-29 23:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAWWW! My God! That was so freakin' funny! LMFAO!!! Great joke Frank, here's a Star!
2007-07-29 23:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol vvvvvv gud lmao
2007-07-29 22:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hihi..cheeky doctor
2007-07-29 21:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by comfy c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my sides hurting
2007-07-31 07:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by colin872966 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-07-29 22:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-29 22:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-29 21:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-29 21:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by country_girl23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋