A couple returns from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
"Well," replies the man, "when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," says his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nods gently and says, "I don't know if I can get over it, though. She gave me $20 change!"
2007-07-29 21:35:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jokes are great when you feel down.
2007-07-29 23:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahahaha.... Great come back!!! Good for his new wife. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 10:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah quite funny.
2007-07-29 21:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats no joke thats a true story happened to a friend of mine!!!
2007-07-29 21:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by merle p 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmao thats a gud 1 best i heard all morning
2007-07-29 22:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't say it is an XXX joke but it is pretty funny :)
2007-07-29 21:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha...
An eye for an eye and bill for a bill...
Awesome...
Star for yu pal...
2007-07-29 22:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes very funny
2007-07-29 21:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by mike_alegend 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rofl! thats to funny!
2007-07-29 21:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by country_girl23 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Thats the best one. definatelty a star.
2007-07-29 22:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋