All categories - 24 July 2007

No, this isn't a joke. I'm interested in genuine responses from people who claim that God communicates with them.

2007-07-24 12:53:52 · 24 answers · asked by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 in Religion & Spirituality

i have really bad smelling gas help how do you get rid of it

2007-07-24 12:53:52 · 14 answers · asked by momo 2 in Pregnancy

An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor’s office with an empty jar.

“What happened?” says the doc.

“Well,” the old man starts, “I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called in Arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing.”

The doctor bursts out, “You asked your neighbor?”

“Yep. No matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that damn jar open.”

2007-07-24 12:53:41 · 8 answers · asked by Peggy!! 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My husband and I are looking to go back this year. We were there last April. Is there a better time to go than March or January?

2007-07-24 12:53:31 · 14 answers · asked by abowen11298 3 in Las Vegas

2007-07-24 12:53:21 · 31 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I Read That Marijuana Can Wash Out of Your System In A Matter Of 2-5 Days But The Daily Heaver User Can BE Detected up to 30+ days. How many bowls or joints would it take to be a heavy user?

2007-07-24 12:53:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

and have not really ever thought about the number 23 enigma. Having thought about it I can see that this number is linked to many things including disasters. I also realised that this was the case for the Twin Towers disaster-09/11/2001 added together equals 23. Does anybody else know of anything sinister events attached to the no 23?

2007-07-24 12:53:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

Continuous ache, it hurts to take a deep breathe, I have been having other back aches, but none this bad. I am not sure what it is, i know i should talk to a doctor, but i dont know who to talk to them about. It is centered around the middle of my back, from my shoulder blades, to my small of my back and out to my sides. Now i dont wana hear any shouts telling me to go to the hospital, or any screaming of how horrible it is and ranting. i would like real facts, and logical sense. its 8pm for me my local doctor is gone, and the hospital around here is usualy very busy. im afraid though it could be a trapped nerve or pressure on a disk.

2007-07-24 12:53:01 · 6 answers · asked by carneymaster11 2 in Pain & Pain Management

A blonde makes an appointment with her academic adviser to help her choose a college major. The adviser asks her, "What are your interests." The blonde replies, "Oh, I don't know. I like to draw and to sing." The academic adviser then asks, "What was your favorite subject in high school." The blonde replies, "Oh, I don't know, art and music." The academic adviser then suggests she double majors in Art History and Music Theory. The adviser then asks her, "How does that sound?" The blonde replies, "I don't know that instrument."

2007-07-24 12:53:00 · 9 answers · asked by Peggy!! 1 in Jokes & Riddles

First of all I want to thank all of your for the AWESOME support! I didn't know how to respond on the same page as my original question so here are my thoughts re: what some of you have said... wouldn't you think that someone that comes from an abusive situation as a child/adolescent wouln't want to treat others that way because of how bad it made them feel instead of carrying it on into their adult life and treating others the same way that they have been or seen parents treated? You would think that they would want to do the opposite. Smother their partner with affection and kindness. I just don't get it! To experience this mental/emotional/verbal abuse is just bizarre to me. Believe me, I don't back down ,cry, beg, etc etc. I stand up for myself and fight back. I'm just confused by this behavior...I feel like why can't he see how he is acting and notice that it's not normal? Oh, believe me...he's on his way out. PS...you guys are THE BEST!

2007-07-24 12:52:59 · 9 answers · asked by Mary Posa 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-07-24 12:52:58 · 7 answers · asked by drum489 1 in Military

I am 17 and I live in Missouri and I believe that the law says you can move out when you are 17 but if I move out I want to move to Kansas. Is that legal?

2007-07-24 12:52:55 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

You're in a boat with both your wife and mother. You're the only one who can swim. The boat turns over and both your wife and mother are screaming for help. You can only save one of them, who do you save? Who gets to live?

2007-07-24 12:52:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Water is leaking out of an inverted conical tank at a rate of 11000 cm^3/min at the same time that water is being pumped into the tank at a constant rate. The tank has height 6 m and the diameter at the top is 4 m. If the water level is rising at a rate of 20 cm/min when the height of the water is 2 m, find the rate at which water is being pumped into the tank.

2007-07-24 12:52:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

While our troops are busy and spread so thin if another country, lets say China wants to attack us.
Aren't we sitting ducks?

2007-07-24 12:52:22 · 18 answers · asked by Enigma 6 in Military

sodium acetate at a fair price and apart from online?

2007-07-24 12:52:14 · 3 answers · asked by franevilbob 3 in Chemistry

can you use something else instead of a razor blade to make a foxhole radio work?

2007-07-24 12:52:10 · 3 answers · asked by cityofcarlos 2 in Engineering

The Geico Cavemen have a TV show....WHAT????
Please kill your TV

2007-07-24 12:52:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm from texas?

2007-07-24 12:52:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

...Discouraged when you did something that took a long time and dedication for someone special and they didn't really like it?

2007-07-24 12:51:55 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Master of Puppets♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-24 12:51:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Do you think somewhere on the horizon they'd find an answer and stop asking the same question 9000 different ways?

2007-07-24 12:51:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-07-24 12:51:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to make three checkboxes appear, and when I click one, a picture will appear, when I click checkbox 2, figure 2 will appear, and same for #3. Can't get it to work, don't know what I'm doing wrong. This is what I have for now:

import java.awt.*;
import java.applet.*;

public class prueba extends Applet {
Image figuraa; Image figurab; Image figurac;
Checkbox g1, g2, g3; CheckboxGroup g;
public void init(){

figuraa = getImage(getDocumentBase(), "figura1.jpg");
figurab = getImage(getDocumentBase(), "figura2.jpg");
figurac = getImage(getDocumentBase(), "figura3.jpg");
g1 = new Checkbox ("Tylenol", g, false);
g2 = new Checkbox ("Perro", g, false);
g3 = new Checkbox ("Cafe", g, false);
}

public boolean action (Event e, Object o){

if (e.target instanceof Checkbox)
if (g1.getState() == true )
g.drawImage (figuraa,1,1,this);
else if (g2.getState() == true)
g.drawImage (figurab,1,1,this);
else if (g3.getState() == true)

2007-07-24 12:51:01 · 1 answers · asked by jc_duque_h 1 in Programming & Design

2007-07-24 12:50:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wouldn't that mean my tax dollars would go to pay for obesity related illnesses just cause someone is to lazy to loose the weight? I got nothing against fat people i just seems unfair that i have to pay for something u brought on yourself. The same thing with smokers. What do u think?

2007-07-24 12:50:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I've always wanted to try it.
But idk if it would look good on me.
I've got kind of light skin, but i have warm undertones, not rosy.
I have green-hazel eyes.
pic:
http://a141.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_b4a5260ec3ce2d4ee8853798d57ca664.png

2007-07-24 12:50:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

I just noticed some orange coming up on some of my live rock. i was reading about CLOD and was wondering if anyone may have more info on how to cure it or get rid of it. All my levels are right where they should be except my calcium dropped to about 350 where i normally keep it around 400-420. Thought this was normal though since i recently added a new decent sized brain coral so i just figured it was time to start dosing more calcium being that i have more corals. So if anyone has any good info or has ever gotten this any info would be greatly appreciated.

2007-07-24 12:50:25 · 4 answers · asked by craig 5 in Fish

is it a good sign when the insurance company calls my attorney to offer a settlement before we serve the ins company with a lawsuit

2007-07-24 12:49:50 · 3 answers · asked by carl z 1 in Law & Ethics