"Human beings
>are the only animals that stutter", she says.
>
>A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
>volunteered.
>
>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked
>the girl to describe the incident.
>
>"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler
>who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped
>over the fence into our yard!
>
>"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
>
>"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
>Fffff'... and before kitty could say "F*ck off," the rottweiler ate
him!"
2007-07-18
23:28:37
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