"Human beings
>are the only animals that stutter", she says.
>
>A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
>volunteered.
>
>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked
>the girl to describe the incident.
>
>"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler
>who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped
>over the fence into our yard!
>
>"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
>
>"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
>Fffff'... and before kitty could say "F*ck off," the rottweiler ate
him!"
2007-07-18 23:28:37 · 17 answers · asked by legend 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow imagine a cute little kitty saying f*ck off.
hahahahahahahahahaha. a bloody good joke mate. keep em coming.
here take a star.
2007-07-18 23:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by the16th 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A very sudden ending to a middling joke ~~
2007-07-19 00:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude it was great maximum thubs up! f*ck off classic LOL
2007-07-19 00:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I like it. Too cute. I can just about hear the little girl telling the story.
2007-07-18 23:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by Senza 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm just about rolling on the floor! Ahahaha
2016-05-17 08:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb I loved it
thank you
2007-07-18 23:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! STAR for you!!!
2007-07-19 01:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very funny!
11/10!
A great big star for you, keep them coming! xxx
2007-07-18 23:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG....too good! This is one I'm gonna share with my dad!
2007-07-18 23:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by Debi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, that is a little sad, but really funny, PMSL, have a star!!
2007-07-18 23:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋