All categories - 13 July 2007

2007-07-13 04:47:15 · 8 answers · asked by ant c 1 in Polls & Surveys

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your
Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

2007-07-13 04:47:04 · 13 answers · asked by I'm outta here 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My wife and I took our honeymoon near Gatlinburg, TN several years ago and I'm thinking of preparing some of the local recipes as a anniversary gift. Anyone have some ideas of a local cookbook that I could order. We ate at many of the local restaurants, so one that included restaurant recipes would be nice too. I'm looking for some true Smoky Mountain recipes from locals. If you don't know of a cookbook but have a recipe, please share it.

2007-07-13 04:46:58 · 3 answers · asked by tornadoguy 2 in Cooking & Recipes

last weekend my boyfriend and i atttended his bestfriends party and i realized that my boyfriend and his friend introduced me to everyone as my boyfriends dear friend and not his girlfriend. although i was offended by my boyfriends actions i haven't said anything about it yet because i want to make sure im right. so tel me should i be upset about him introducing me to everyone as a dear friend or am i making somthing out of nothing.

2007-07-13 04:46:58 · 17 answers · asked by beauty queeen 2 in Singles & Dating

There are cloths from 3M and other companies for cleaning CD and DVD disks as well as other surfaces.

2007-07-13 04:46:50 · 2 answers · asked by Brian Skafica 2 in Other - Electronics

2007-07-13 04:46:49 · 11 answers · asked by pat ram 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Because so many of them seem to assume that I signed on to the same rules -they- signed on to?

First, I -am- perfect. I am exactly what I should be, at this time and place and under these conditions.

Second, unlike most of you, I know your book.

Third, I have no need to justify nonsense out of fear that if I don't some big invisible mute guy is going to drop me in a Lake of Fire or curse my kids for the next 9 generations.

So why accuse me of hypocrisy when, by -my- standards, I am entirely consistent?

Why accuse me of hate when I seek to open your eyes?

Why expect me to treat nonsense with reverence when it has led to such a long list of atrocities against humanity?

That you cannot question your god or hold him accountable doesn't mean -I- can't hold christians responsible for their hypocrisies, does it?

2007-07-13 04:46:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-13 04:46:28 · 3 answers · asked by ali o 1 in United States

2007-07-13 04:46:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

what will a baby look like if i have it wit a black guy like i know it will be mix but wat features will have with it being 2 diffrent races

2007-07-13 04:46:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What seperates you from the masses of people on this planet?

2007-07-13 04:46:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I paid $450.00 for a site evaluation and afterwards found out that I'm gonna have to get a mound system. After I talked to the site evaluator she said she was looking at the map and it looks like my land is better in certain areas than others. Couldn't she have told me that I'd probably have to get a mound system from just looking at the map instead of doing soil core samples etc..?

2007-07-13 04:46:04 · 3 answers · asked by gpwebbler 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-07-13 04:45:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I'm thinking about getting contacts this summer before school starts again. And I was wondering if it's safe to wear contacts during the organic chem lab while wearing saftey goggles.

2007-07-13 04:45:58 · 3 answers · asked by lalalandisjst4me 2 in Optical

Right now im 6.5 weeks along, how long whre you before you noticeced your clothes getting snugg on your or before you noticed you where gaining weight?

2007-07-13 04:45:48 · 8 answers · asked by Secret Girl 1 in Pregnancy

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”

The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, “I think I need a breath of fresh air.” The man continued, “I work for 7-UP.”

2007-07-13 04:45:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm 47, married and happy with my choices in life. My husband and I are swingers and have been for over 15 years, we love this lifestyle and I am asking that you please don't judge us for our choice. He and I both have wonderful sex lives but I have a fantasy that I have had for years. I have asked my husband to choose a man to fulfill my fantasy without any warning to me, with the use of all safe words of course. This is a rape fantasy. Yesterday I met the perfect candidate and I want to let my husband know but I don't want him to feel that I don't trust his decission or choice of a man. I need a way to tell him of this man without effecting his ego, can anyone help? If you do not approve of our lifestyle please do not lecture, this is our life not yours.

2007-07-13 04:45:25 · 32 answers · asked by Patricia W 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I don't see how my boyfriend can stand to see me naked. I have quite saggy breasts, and I dislike my thighs very much. Other than that I don't really mind the way that I look but I don't get how he wants to look at me. I don't think I'm that appealing at all. And by the way I'm not trying to sound full of myself, I just don't understand it. And it otherwise makes me feel kind of embarrassed because there are aspects about myself that I don't like, which I'm sure others feel the same about their bodies but it doesn't feel that way sometimes.

2007-07-13 04:45:18 · 22 answers · asked by Melissa 1 in Singles & Dating

I'm all for equal rights among different races, but I don't see why society feels that in order to do that, white people have to be hated on. Just about every black stand-up comedian will make fun of white people through the entire performance...and we're all supposed to laugh and say "Yep, we sure are lame." But if a white guy ever got up on stage and said "Have you ever noticed how black people always..." and before he'd finish his sentence he'd be booed off stage. Or why is it ok in black television shows for them to portray all whites as being racist, nerdy, or just stupid? Even in children's movies like Sharktale...the fish voiced by Will Smith says..."It's ok, a lot of white fish can't do it." Is that supposed to be funny? It's incredibly racist and it sends a bad message to kids. Also, whites can be casually referred to as "cracker" or "honkey" and we're not supposed to be offended.

Why is this? Why are we supposed to tolerate this?

2007-07-13 04:45:18 · 27 answers · asked by GK Dub 6 in Other - Cultures & Groups

But even now, I am still surprised by the naivety of many people who answer many of the questions. Do they take all the questions as being serious because they are in print. I see so much advice or disgust given from these people who believe the lies, exaggerations and stupid (funny) questions asked. Do you think we should stop the baiting of these types?

2007-07-13 04:45:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do Dallas Cowboy fans have false hope for there team...
Tony Romo is not going to be the man...T.O is going to tear that locker room apart and eat Tony Romo's soul..The Corners are weak and now have an un proven coach...

Dallas will finish behind the Eagles and maybe behind the Giants...Giants are really bad too..

Dallas Cowboys record will be 9-7...

2007-07-13 04:45:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I have a very plausable way to prove or disprove the Koran, the Torah and the New Trestament all at once. To effect this event could cause a major war which would take the lives of untold numbers of people. Should I key the event? This is not hypothetical.

2007-07-13 04:44:57 · 31 answers · asked by Tommy 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Finally, the last one that keeps on stumpin' me...

5w^5-1080w^2

2007-07-13 04:44:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

shoe?? ha

2007-07-13 04:44:49 · 49 answers · asked by mainevent 3 in Polls & Surveys

No wonder everyone is so overweight.

2007-07-13 04:44:48 · 24 answers · asked by Ryan 2 in Ethnic Cuisine

2007-07-13 04:44:43 · 28 answers · asked by Philip H 7 in Religion & Spirituality

well as long as you aren't mormon, JW, or catholic. Do they understand what FREEDOM OF RELGION means???

2007-07-13 04:44:42 · 11 answers · asked by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Recently, I changed my old Nvidia Geforce 6800 Video Card for an Nvidia Geforce 7300 GT. The instructions manual said I had to uninstall my all my old drivers, so I did. I booted up my computer and noticed all the startup screens as normal, but when I reached the login screen, my monitor said "Out of Range" I did have a problem where my computer cannot support resolutions below 960x600, dunno why. I already tried pressing F8 before the login screen to change the settings to Safe Mode, but 1. My computer cannot support 680x480 (Safe Mode resolution) and 2. My keyboard for some reason doesn't turn on before the Login Screen. The only possible way I could think of getting on my computer and changing the resolution is visually click on things and hope a miracle could occur, but thats really hard for me to do. If anyone has an alternative way they could show me, That would be greatly appreciated.

2007-07-13 04:44:40 · 3 answers · asked by Roadkill 1 in Monitors