I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”
The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, “I think I need a breath of fresh air.” The man continued, “I work for 7-UP.”
2007-07-13 04:45:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute. He could have worked for 21st Century Fox though!
2007-07-13 04:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 0.33 father who jumped out became into afraid because of the fact the no of toddlers stored on increasing on each and each statement and the subsequent nurse announcer might comprise sturdy information that the spouse gave delivery to SEVEN infants because of the fact he works for Seven Up.
2016-09-29 22:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by geissel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. Heres a star
2007-07-13 05:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha Excellent one Hottchic.!!!
10/10 for making me laugh.!!!
2007-07-13 05:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice.
2007-07-13 07:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by ricangurl3591 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-07-13 04:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by natovero13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
wow
never heard that one before!!
deserves a star! =D
2007-07-13 04:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHH that was so funny LOL
i like it!!
im craking up LOL.......
2007-07-13 04:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by sararox4life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmpl nice one
2007-07-13 04:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im blond and i didn't get it
2007-07-13 04:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋