All categories - 9 July 2007

THE LORDS PRAYER

During a Papal audience, a businessman approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope shook his head and said no to the offer. Two weeks later the businessman approached the Pope again, this time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, and this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announces his decision. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account."

2007-07-09 12:06:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

LIKE AL-QAEDA...

2007-07-09 12:06:28 · 2 answers · asked by Bonneville P 2 in Other - Politics & Government

I heard lemon juice can help get THC out of your system.
What's worked for you before?

2007-07-09 12:06:26 · 12 answers · asked by Emtie El © 5 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-07-09 12:06:25 · 6 answers · asked by gdpsymo 1 in Dogs

i have a chiwapoo (chihuahua mixed poodle) and i dont know how old she has to be to take her on walks. does anybody know?

2007-07-09 12:05:57 · 4 answers · asked by evita y 1 in Dogs

2007-07-09 12:05:50 · 42 answers · asked by calm x 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-09 12:05:30 · 2 answers · asked by nexagon2002 1 in Other - Internet

I believe exists. Kevin Davis vulnerable adult aged 29 and suffering from epilepsy, was locked in a shed by three people for four months.
Kevin
was beaten, starved, burned, and his capturers were today sentenced to 29 years between them. They even made a video and
a record of the punishment meted, also of his cries for help.
In the video Kevin was forced to say, he was in the shed volunterarily, and being well
treated. Kevin died after his four months torture by.Amanda Buggas aged 26, kept
diary of torture, David Lehan aged 36 and Scott Andrews aged 27. These are the
demons I believe exists.

2007-07-09 12:05:24 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-07-09 12:05:19 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, im a 23 years old college student, i came to this country illegally when i was 16 in october of 2000 because my dad was living here and he was diagnosed with terminal cancer i was waiting in mexico to get my permanent resident(green card) through my mom, but that was going to take a long time and i knew my dad was going to die and i wasnt going to see him so thats why i came here.
In december 21, 2000 Bill Clinton signed the 245(i) which allows persons to become permanent residents without leaving the U.S. if they were here on or before that date.
So my situation is that i was here since october of 2000 and i already had my interview and they gave 30 days to summit more evidence that i was here at that time.
I have an ATM receipt of a withdrawl that i did in California from my Bank Account in Mexico, and a letter from my church. Please give me some advise.
Would an sworn affidavit by a neighbor count?
would a letter from a Police Officer that i met at that time count?
thanks

2007-07-09 12:05:08 · 8 answers · asked by redwood 1 in Immigration

e.g. Are there preexisting conditions that would prevent someone from going over there? I know there is a medical test that one must complete prior to flying over, but am not sure what that consists of.

2007-07-09 12:05:03 · 3 answers · asked by blondiehokie 1 in Other - Careers & Employment

I just opened a bag of M&M's and now I have green stains on my hands. i am so disappointed :(

What is the world coming to?????

2007-07-09 12:04:54 · 12 answers · asked by candylicious 3 in Polls & Surveys

I found a egg in a nest with three eggs near it, it must have dropped and the three eggs fell out but one remained in the egg. It has a really tiny hole in it, must be a crack, and i didnt want it to die so i brought it and put it under a lamp to keep warm and ive been turning it every couple hours. Im not sure if the egg is still alive or not. Is there any way I can tell or jsut keep it under the lamp for a couple days?

2007-07-09 12:04:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

I reached a level of complete lustiness in politics.
Whom should we trust? Who is our enemy?
The USA and Israel ? Or Syria and Iran?
Who is right? 14 march of 8 march?
Many theories can be said. But what is the truth? I'm lost!

2007-07-09 12:04:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

As it relates to human attraction, what are the benefits of being beautiful? What are the drawbacks?

If you can give an example of a time when you or someone you know, benefited from being beautiful in attracting others. Or give an example of a time when you or someone you know found being beautiful a drawback in attracting others.

2007-07-09 12:04:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

In the leaflet that comes with tampons it always says you should wear a tampon for 4-8 hours. But is it safe to leave one in for longer?

2007-07-09 12:04:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anna 3 in Women's Health

I am looking for something more suitable for people with lower standards of behavior concerning their preference in supporting people!

2007-07-09 12:03:53 · 14 answers · asked by no2illegals 3 in Immigration

I can't seem to have a good reason. But he'd smoke the reef everyday of the week if he could. He's already done it 3 days a week. He's been smoking a long time. and his last girlfriend dumped him all the time cause of it. and he's known as a stoner in my school. i just think its a wrong way to spend your time. he's even cried cause he couldn't smoke. he refuses to stop and says no one can stop him.
HELP.

2007-07-09 12:03:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am not an anarchist, as I haven't got involved in terrorism or treason. However, I am tired now of hearing about the monarchy. They actually fulfilled a purpose before the times of parliament. Now, theyre a tourist attraction, a waste of taxpayers money. The royal family are really nothing anyway, a load of racist, upper class bigots. Does anyone else agree? Or am I a treasonous bas***d?

2007-07-09 12:03:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Royalty

2007-07-09 12:03:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singapore

my sister reckons so, nowI'm just annoyingly curious..

2007-07-09 12:03:07 · 12 answers · asked by Kyle Tarbuck 1 in Diet & Fitness

Is there something about being in the military that makes people angry about those who haven't? I was once told that since I didn't serve, I have no opinion. Funny thing to say from people who served to insure the rights I have.

2007-07-09 12:03:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-07-09 12:03:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-07-09 12:02:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Hes dashing around in short spurs and making a weird squeeling noises!!!! He looks like hes having a panic attack! Hes dashing around kind of like a guinne pig would!!

PLEASE HELP!!

2007-07-09 12:02:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rodents

This will be so funny!

2007-07-09 12:02:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

last resort-papa roach

i ♥ this song!!!!!

2007-07-09 12:02:24 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or both.

I do both.

2007-07-09 12:02:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It is a given, that most Jehovahs Witnesses would believe that giving a blood transfusion to a dying child would be against the law of God....This we already know..What I want to know is: do you have the moral right to make that decision for someone else?

2007-07-09 12:02:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality