All categories - 5 July 2007

Salesman & Child
A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

SALESMAN: "Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with her?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "She's busy." SALESMAN: "Is your daddy there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with him?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "He's busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anyone else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The fire department." SALESMAN: "Can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anybody else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The police department." SALESMAN: "Well, can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy."

SALESMAN: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing?"

LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're looking for me."

2007-07-05 22:48:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and also could staying with such person despite this indicate low self esteem? or just stupidity

2007-07-05 22:47:58 · 24 answers · asked by Ask ME 3 in Mental Health

i cant put the pound sterling sign :(....i wish my computer or keyboard had it lol. silly question but im curious :).

personally, even though im american, i think the pound sterling sign looks cooler LOL.

2007-07-05 22:47:48 · 33 answers · asked by ILoveGreen ZipZapZop 4 in Polls & Surveys

fluting

to heal

bound of

2007-07-05 22:47:19 · 2 answers · asked by soofie- 1 in Quotations

2007-07-05 22:46:45 · 8 answers · asked by sanjay m 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My wife holds a B1/B2 visa valid for 10 years. Currently she is pregnant. Her siblings are in USA and are green card holders. She would like to deliver the baby in USA with the presence & support of her siblings. Her siblings have invited her to do so and are ready to support her stay.
We have sufficient finance to cover the maternity charges incurred, though she is not covered by maternity insurance.
We are planning to visit USA and state child delivery as the reason for the visit. Will my wife be allowed entry into USA? We don't want to waste the immigration officer's time as well as subject my wife to a lengthy journey, if she will not be allowed entry. Please let us know.

2007-07-05 22:46:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

about 4 weeks ago i cut my wrist i spoke to a shrink it did help for a while but im starting to feel like i want to die again im 40 yrs old a heroin addict ( in treatment) waiting to go into rehab but yet i cant get the feeling out of my head im also home less living any doorsteap i can find last night i got moved on 4 times by the police and little things like that get me down i just cant get myself out of this slump what the hell can i do please help me if you can thanks for all you time...

2007-07-05 22:46:22 · 46 answers · asked by Ricky S 2 in Mental Health

I'm from Australia and the time is 7:45pm on Friday..
What about u guys???

2007-07-05 22:46:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

somebody explain right here it goes why is it that when somebody dies and left in a place on there own and they start to smell but when they are buried 6 ft under u dont don't smell anything like at the grave yards with all the other dead bodies why is that is it because they are in a coffin and 6 ft under ground?

2007-07-05 22:46:10 · 9 answers · asked by baby dust for me 5 in Psychology

does anyone knows something natural to enlarge my breasts?

2007-07-05 22:45:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-07-05 22:45:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.

They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.

The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it's own joke.

The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.

The Red-Head goes second, and makes it to the 77th stair.

The Blonde, makes all the way to the 100th step, when she suddenly bursts out with laughter.

God asks "Why are you laughing now?"

The Blonde says "I just got the first joke".

2007-07-05 22:45:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It definitely wasn't Sporty or Baby - which of the other 3 was it ??

2007-07-05 22:45:17 · 10 answers · asked by Bloytini 2 in Celebrities

love this girl so much and she loves me back and we talk on aim and stuff but wen im around her i get really nervous and weve loved eachother fro a while now around 3 months but we havent done anything i havent asked her out i dont hang out woth her or anything but she also doesnt do anything to help that fro example she told me that we should talk more and hang out more at skool but then wen it came to the skool carnival i was trying to but she was just ignoring me becuz her friends where with her even though her friends like me too in a friend way, they even tried to get her to sit next to me but she just hid behind her friends but she says these things but doesnt do anything to help herself its like shes putting it all on me and i dont really know wat to do cuz wen i im around her and talk to her i get nervous but only wen im face to face with her and i dont really know how to get past that. and it might be funny to menchin that im 12 but i still love her no matter wat ppl say.

2007-07-05 22:45:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

can you translate this for me pls? : 500ml Milch zum Kochen bringen und von der Kochstelle nehmen. Beutelinhalt mit Schneebesen gut verruhren, 1Minute weiterruhren, anschliessend 10 Minuten stehen lassen.
Thanx ^^

2007-07-05 22:44:30 · 5 answers · asked by Cristian 3 in Languages

She puts on her clothes and goes home.

2007-07-05 22:44:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i have lived in the same apartment for over 10 years now
they have never changed the carpet i have asked numeros times
they never gave anything new no fridge or oven or washing machine
they never fixed the A.C
they only painted the walls once i have 4 kinds
they want me to pay for the damages even though i payed 300$ before moving in and they said thats for any damages

2007-07-05 22:44:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-07-05 22:43:40 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm an insomniac; what's your excuse?

2007-07-05 22:43:30 · 14 answers · asked by CrankyYankee 6 in Other - Society & Culture

and does it work?

2007-07-05 22:42:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

2007-07-05 22:42:37 · 4 answers · asked by cedric c 1 in Movies

There was a rule saying buildings could only fly flags for 18 days a year.He says he has now got rid of that rule and wants all buildings to fly the flag.

2007-07-05 22:42:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

How can I get the html color code from a color in a picture using Windows XP and without wanting to pay any money?

2007-07-05 22:42:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

2007-07-05 22:42:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My wife and I have been married for 2 years she is the best thing that ever happened to me. My first cousin who I only met like one time used to date her when she was in high school for like 6 months he was 23 but lied about his age. They had sex twice the second time he forced her to have sex. After that he would try to fight her when her saw her and even threatned her at gunpoint not to leave him. We are both saved and I couldn't ask for a better wife. Sometimes it bothers me that he had sex with my wife should it? Please only sincere answers!

2007-07-05 22:41:40 · 24 answers · asked by meke 79 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-07-05 22:41:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

2007-07-05 22:40:58 · 7 answers · asked by 5812 1 in Women's Health