All categories - 5 July 2007

Did you love it or hate it? Mine was at a Chinese restaurant when I was 16, I liked the job but hated my boss....

2007-07-05 22:21:05 · 40 answers · asked by Ali 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-05 22:20:25 · 2 answers · asked by skypower 2 in Other - Education

Today I got a new voice activated radio, If I say 'Rock' Guns n Roses will play, Or If I say country Dolly Parton will begin to play.... I was driving through town and some kids ran infront of my car, I screamed f***ing kids...

Micheal Jackson began to play.

2007-07-05 22:20:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for 2008 candidates

2007-07-05 22:19:46 · 5 answers · asked by Jay 2 in Elections

they look almost identical. also what is cheaper?

2007-07-05 22:19:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in BMW

There's a guinea pig in my vacuum

I. I hear a squeaking in my vacuum as I push forward in a straight line,
pull backward in a straight line and then a swerve.
push, pull
push, pull, and now I'm lost in this algorithm.
The background music is a purr
cued by two snaps of the finger,
rattling of keys, then the Ka-Ch of the CD box opening and
we're a concerto in some key where purring makes sense.
There he goes dancing around the center table
chasing an imaginary tail
There he goes flying off the carpet into hay haven where
trees are stalks of celery and the carrot people offer gold charms.

II. He used to snuggle up with the carpet and watch me like
he had elbows he could rest on
He used to pull my sock with his teeth then run around as if
to say catch me if you can

III. Funny how a farm fire brought you to a pet store and
I found you all alone in a glass box,
in a back room, because of your unusual size: a runt.
A runt is like a girl who believes in tales of fairies and
talking trees or that colors move between her fingers.
A runt is like a boy who believes in tales of space and
star destroyers, or that flickering light can be a message.
Funny how some swerving on a straight and panoramic path
brought us together.

2007-07-05 22:18:34 · 18 answers · asked by Carneliana 2 in Poetry

The manager of a large office saw a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. " what's your name?" was what the manager asked the new guy. "John" he said.

The manager gave John his standard lecture ..."Look, I don't know what kind of little wimpy place you came from, but around here I only call people by their last name- Smith, Jones, Davids, etc. I'm Mr. Lawson.

Now that we got that settled tell me your last name. "Darling, my name is John Darling."

" Ok, John, the next thing I have to tell you is..

2007-07-05 22:18:07 · 3 answers · asked by sguy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards."

The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "The
trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair
of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does
he think this place is . . . an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes,
a pai r of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and
running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about
it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of
beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, head lights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

2007-07-05 22:17:46 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hey all, I'm 17 and an Indian living in Malaysia. I have graduated high school. My passport says "ECNR granted to the passport holder till he/she attains 18 years of age and provided he/she is accompanied by any or both parents." I have to fly alone to India this week. What issues will I have regarding the current ECR status? What can be done to obtain the ECNR status? Any help will be appreciated, thanks in advance!

2007-07-05 22:17:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

I know someone who went for a job at an indian restaurant but the person who owns it.. said to him he couldnt work there as he wasnt an indian.. (only wanted a waiters job).. so not cooking..

if you get me...

Do you think an English person could say that and get away saying that?

i.e. working at an English pub?

im not Racist.. was just wondering..

Any Views...

2007-07-05 22:17:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

here Madam series begines....ans it bubbles.....

2007-07-05 22:17:27 · 24 answers · asked by SPIRIT 2 in Jokes & Riddles

These are japanese words.

2007-07-05 22:17:16 · 6 answers · asked by Light 2 in Languages

2007-07-05 22:15:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in.

2007-07-05 22:15:51 · 21 answers · asked by Shef.. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

plizz be specific...i love to hear what people say..what you think..
think deep?
be da best
thanks !full pts for best answer..Goodluck!:)

2007-07-05 22:15:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how do you increase the volume of your semen... because i know this one guy peter north has a legendary *** shot because it basically never stops... are there vitamins or any nutrients or whatever involved?

2007-07-05 22:15:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I worry the white stripes will go grey if I put it in a dark wash, and if I put it in a white wash the black will contaminate all my other whites! Help! What does everyone else do?

2007-07-05 22:13:46 · 38 answers · asked by lala 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Sometimes when I'm out in public I start dancing and people just stare at me like I'm stupid.That is also why nobody likes going with me any where.Oh,also sometimes I sing when there are a lot of people around but I do that to make them mad.

2007-07-05 22:13:17 · 32 answers · asked by Keri 5 in Polls & Surveys

give me medication,and tips of getting treated fast of the disease.

2007-07-05 22:13:00 · 5 answers · asked by jeffrey c 1 in Infectious Diseases

And if not who are we to say what is to holy and whats not, isn't that up to the father? Man is always trying to be in control and put rules on Yahweh. If he believed his name to be too holy for us he would of kept it to himself.(kaehya2003)

2007-07-05 22:12:32 · 9 answers · asked by Keon T 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My children, "Mary" 11 and "Joe" 14 have 2 months visitation across the country with their Dad & Step Mom. I just received this email after 2 1/2 weeks. What would you do?

The girls and I just spent all morning cleaning their room and trying to organize all of their stuff today. "Mary" brought a lot of unnecessary things with her that are cluttering up their room and our home. For example, her own first aid kit, feminine pads, envelopes, stamps, toothpaste and such. All of these things we already have here in our home and there was no need for her to bring these things with her.
To further complicate the clutter problem you keep mailing the kids packages. "Mary" just received a large package from you today in the mail full of stuff to make stuffed animals with. First of all, we already have an entire room of our home full of art, craft and school supplies, second of all the last thing "Mary" needs is another stuffed animal. We have 7 children here, 9 people in our home.

2007-07-05 22:12:22 · 26 answers · asked by me_just_me 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I know how to turn on a television.


.....just a little self depricating humor for you all.

2007-07-05 22:11:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-05 22:11:22 · 22 answers · asked by : 6 in Philosophy

i really like this guy alot. But he has cheated on me before. & he cheated on his current girlfriend (who is also my best friend) last nite. The problem is.. I cant get over him.. Even though he did cheat on me..i still like him soo much. & he is one of my best friends, i think the reason i do like him so much, is becouse he always sticks up for me. is he even worth it? i have a picture of him on my myspace profile.. (my profile is private.. but if u click on my picture.. it will bring up my picture files) http://www.myspace.com/racer_gurl_for_life thank you.

2007-07-05 22:08:37 · 11 answers · asked by Britt 3 in Singles & Dating

At Disneyland I park my stroller and it is fine. I don't leave any valuables on it. Just snacks, blankets, jackets, etc. Just wondering if Walt Disney World is the same atmosphere??

2007-07-05 22:08:30 · 14 answers · asked by Stinky Feet 3 in Orlando

or a code to add to a premade larger layout?>

2007-07-05 22:08:00 · 3 answers · asked by thevendingmcahine 2 in MySpace