A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards."
The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "The
trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair
of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does
he think this place is . . . an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes,
a pai r of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and
running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about
it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of
beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, head lights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
2007-07-05 22:17:46 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just some information:
I'm NOT blonde.
2007-07-10 01:41:31 · update #1
hehehe, good one, a blond that can actually think eh!!!
2007-07-05 22:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-01 00:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by archuletta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Earns you a link to my favorite blond joke. And a star.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/search.php?terms=blondstar&kind=j&x=21&y=11
2007-07-05 22:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke! Star!
2007-07-05 22:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by Folky Veronica 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAOROTF!!!
I've never heard of that one & i've heard countless blonde jokes because i'm a natural blonde myself.
This one gets a star.
2007-07-10 12:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by Onomatopoeia 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hip-hip Hurray! This calls for a celebration.
2007-07-13 12:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its the first time i've read a blonbe joke thats clever. star 4 u
2007-07-13 11:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Roanour B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny. the Blondie finally has the upper hand.
2007-07-11 05:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
bring on the blonde jokes!! :)
most entertaining ones haha
star*
xx
2007-07-12 02:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by fairy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol :p new revoulutionary joke!! the revenge of the blondes! im all for that lol. x vry gd xx
2007-07-06 00:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by LusT aFter INsaNIty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-13 13:18:39 · answer #11 · answered by Mexicangrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋