I know how to turn on a television.
.....just a little self depricating humor for you all.
2007-07-05 22:11:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i thought this was gunna be some pig headed question..but thats funny! Star!!!!
2007-07-05 22:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The same difference between you and the television.
2007-07-06 05:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by R S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's the oppposite with me. I know how to turn on a woman but I can't seem to put this new tv on
2007-07-06 05:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by jewl 32 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
in the case of the woman its impossible to get the remote control in ur hands
2007-07-06 05:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Nterprize 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u can turn on and off ur television but u can only turn on a woman but not turn off....
what is the similarity between a woman and a coin?
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clue: - two sides of a same coin.....
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well, they both can be used from both sides....
2007-07-06 05:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you can use a remote control to do it.
"The last fight was my fault. She asked what was on the TV and I said, 'Dust'"
2007-07-06 05:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the tv will not leave you for an other man.
and you can allways mute the tv if you dont like what you are hearing.lol
2007-07-06 05:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by prsamor 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Only the one can give you pleasure for many hours.
2007-07-06 05:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by DAVE 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Sorry.
2007-07-06 10:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-06 05:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋