Today I got a new voice activated radio, If I say 'Rock' Guns n Roses will play, Or If I say country Dolly Parton will begin to play.... I was driving through town and some kids ran infront of my car, I screamed f***ing kids...
Micheal Jackson began to play.
2007-07-05 22:20:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny.
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2007-07-05 22:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEN THINGS TO DO TO GET KICKED OUT OF WAL MART
1. set off all the alarms on the clocks
2. stand in the clothe racks and yell 'ooo pick me!' when someone looks through the rack ur in.
3. put a wet floor sign on the carpeted areas.
4. get feminine things and put em in random guys carts or place them in the children's aisles.
5. go to the dressing room and say, 'there's no toilet paper in here.
6. pitch a tent, get sum sleeping bags and invite people over
7. try to stuff urself in large gym bags and suitcases.
8. go to a clerk and yell stuttering stanley over and over again.
9.put a thong on and slap urself with a fishing pole on the booty
10. give an ugly clerk a lap dance t get something for free.
this is just something i plan to do lol
2007-07-05 22:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz steaks in 1 hour the first 45 min he spent having sex with his waitress
2007-07-05 22:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-06 03:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I give you a thumbs down instead?
2007-07-05 22:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha - I wouldn't call it GREAT, but it made me laugh.... and since you asked nicely... here's you star :)
2007-07-05 22:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by Willalee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Hillarious!
2007-07-05 22:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice .. but not good enough for a star..
sorry
2007-07-05 22:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by Shef.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it
2007-07-05 22:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2007-07-05 22:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋