Salesman & Child
A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
SALESMAN: "Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with her?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "She's busy." SALESMAN: "Is your daddy there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with him?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "He's busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anyone else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The fire department." SALESMAN: "Can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anybody else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The police department." SALESMAN: "Well, can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy."
SALESMAN: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing?"
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
2007-07-05 22:48:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one Sweetie… truly awesome!
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2007-07-05 22:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Good Joke!
2007-07-06 03:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 01:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I donot think of it incredibly is humorous, yet am getting very frightened approximately what variety of folk stay in this international! lol.....perhaps whilst they have been handing out brains, they have been out enjoying ball! (in the event that they did no longer harm themselves with the ball).....
2016-09-29 04:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by gonzalescordova 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaww, i can imagine the little toddler hiding in a secret compartment...girl you get a star!
2007-07-05 23:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad
6/10
2007-07-05 23:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats was funny here's your star
2007-07-05 22:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Tempy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its old but its always gonna be funny..
2007-07-06 00:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are here now in yahoo answers to see..YES its right the official star giving for this girl.CONGRATUATIONS!!! YOU EARNED IT
2007-07-05 23:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by Dude, It's me, Pia! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats cute.
2007-07-05 22:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by Hairdorable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋