All categories - 3 July 2007

Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
Do you know him?
Have you been Saved?

2007-07-03 07:15:55 · 23 answers · asked by skatergirl3722 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

2007-07-03 07:15:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok so im 25 married and pregnant with my first child. my sister is 17 and also pregnant. My mother and my sister want her to move in with me and my husband so i can help her raise her baby and so that she can still have some time to hang out with her friends. My sister has also asked for the master bed room with the bathroom of it because her and her baby will be sharing a room. Me or my husband dont want this how and i supposed to know how to take of her baby if im a first time mother. my mom thinks ill be a good influence of her because i was a virgin until my wedding night i have a very good marriage and out money is stable and more. i really dont want this am i being selfish by saying no should i just let her move in and have the master bed room?

2007-07-03 07:15:27 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Just curious - even though China will take care of them and kill them for us!

A Chinese secret society with 6 million members, including 1.8 million Asian gangsters and 100,000 professional assassins, have targeted Illuminati members if they proceed with world depopulation plans, according to Tokyo-based journalist Benjamin Fulford, 46. They contacted Fulford, a Canadian expat, after he warned that the Illuminati plan to reduce the Asian population to just 500 million by means of race-specific biological weapons. "The Illuminati, with the exception of Japan, is very much a white man's game," Fulford says.

The secret society confirmed Fulford's information and asked for advice. He provided them with a list of 10,000 people associated with the Illuminati, mainly members of the Bilderberg, CFR and Skull and Bones. Neo Cons are also high priority targets. It has also extended its protection to truth seekers in the West.

Full Story:
http://etherzone.com/2007/mako070207.shtml

2007-07-03 07:15:26 · 9 answers · asked by scottanthonydavis 4 in Mythology & Folklore

Do you think he'll go out on date with me?

2007-07-03 07:15:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you are under oath..=)

thanx~

2007-07-03 07:15:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have found quite a few decent deals on mustang 5.0 gt's from the late 80's to early 90's. I know they are relatively light and fast. Why then, are low mileage, well kept examples so cheap? I also want to know what the common problems are with this era of gt's.

2007-07-03 07:15:05 · 2 answers · asked by ry dogs 1 in Ford

2007-07-03 07:15:03 · 2 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Video & Online Games

i have a honda cbr125 2005 with 3500 miles on the clock and im looking for the book price

2007-07-03 07:14:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

I Only Have One User Account, And Guest Account Turned Off.

So, When I Start Windows, It Comes Straight Onto My Account.

What I Would Like To Know Is, Can I Make The Logon Screen Appear, Where I Choose An Account Even If I Only Have 1 Account ?

Thank You (in advanced)

2007-07-03 07:14:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

Its so annoying everywhere wants some one with experience even small shops and cafes, which is fair enough but what if you havn't had a job before? Where can i work casue i gotta start somewhere?

2007-07-03 07:14:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

my chameleon has been on the ground an awful lot. i'm wondering if my chameleon is pregnant. if so what to do.

2007-07-03 07:14:49 · 5 answers · asked by C. Justin V 1 in Reptiles

... if He was born as a Jewish servant?

2007-07-03 07:14:47 · 10 answers · asked by Dr. G™ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

This is a question that should allow believers to share the ways they have found helpful in sharing the gospel. I know that I am not ashamed of the gospel of Jesus Christ--so I make no apologies for wanting to advance the kingdom through this question. Only serious feedback--and obviously, if you are atheist, agnostic, or what not---this question is not directed at you. So please, only those who are serious about Jesus Christ--who BELIEVE in Jesus Christ. We must be about our Father's business!

2007-07-03 07:14:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Santa or Fat Bas t ard?

2007-07-03 07:14:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yes I know open mouth and insert .... how do you prepare and cook your fav veg?

I recently discovered roasted veg.... blanche carrots, broccoli etc then toss in olive oil with salt and pepper and roast in oven ... tastes lovely and the veg are nice and crispy !!

2007-07-03 07:14:42 · 20 answers · asked by Isam8 2 in Cooking & Recipes

hiya ive got a goldfish thats totally fine in everyway except over the past couple of weeks hes kinda been turning white! hes happy and healthy and nothing wrong with him except hes turning white...

now hes lik 90- 95% white...

whats going on?

2007-07-03 07:14:42 · 11 answers · asked by Yay! I now the Answer! 1 in Fish

Or should i be a kind person and just get the cops to tell them to leave?

2007-07-03 07:14:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I'm unhappily married in Utah, I have kids and am afraid I won't be able to see them if I get divorced. I'm confused and would like to know what to do...what are the odds of a dad getting custody in Utah?

2007-07-03 07:14:40 · 11 answers · asked by Cupcakes Moosey! 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-07-03 07:14:36 · 5 answers · asked by myspace.com/IsaiahNotez 1 in Engineering

I simply love it. It works every time I use it. What are some of your experiences with it? Do you like it or do you know of something better?

2007-07-03 07:14:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

Just curious - even though China is going to take of them and kill them for us!

A Chinese secret society with 6 million members, including 1.8 million Asian gangsters and 100,000 professional assassins, have targeted Illuminati members if they proceed with world depopulation plans, according to Tokyo-based journalist Benjamin Fulford, 46. They contacted Fulford, a Canadian expat, after he warned that the Illuminati plan to reduce the Asian population to just 500 million by means of race-specific biological weapons. "The Illuminati, with the exception of Japan, is very much a white man's game," Fulford says.

The secret society confirmed Fulford's information and asked for advice. He provided them with a list of 10,000 people associated with the Illuminati, mainly members of the Bilderberg, CFR and Skull and Bones. Neo Cons are also high priority targets. It has also extended its protection to truth seekers in the West.

Full Story:
http://etherzone.com/2007/mako070207.shtml

2007-07-03 07:14:01 · 12 answers · asked by scottanthonydavis 4 in Mythology & Folklore

REMEMBER: THIS WAR IS UNLEGAL, ACCORDING TO GENEVA CONVENTIONS AND U.N.O:

2007-07-03 07:14:00 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-07-03 07:13:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-03 07:13:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fishing

preferably sites that dont charge you a membership fee or any fee for that matter

2007-07-03 07:13:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

I've heard that it is smaller than 4'10 or smaller than 5 feet....I'm 4'11 1\2 so I want to know...and is it true that if you are a dwarf...you get handicapped parking spaces?

2007-07-03 07:13:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

woman are diabolic. they are not human.

2007-07-03 07:13:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

i dont think its right but be honest and tell me why.

2007-07-03 07:13:30 · 25 answers · asked by MUAH 1 in Pregnancy

Faith Healing is a controversial subject. The Jewish Media has convinced many that the Evolutionists are right that modern day medicine isn't the only way. They won't even allow Creationists through to be doctor at all those Liberal colleges unless they go through a REAL college which is based on Christian teachings. The real fact is though, that Faith Healing works, and is tested to always work. The Bible says it works and you better follow the Bible, or else!

James 5:14-16 (New International Version)
14Is any one of you sick? He should call the elders of the church to pray over him and anoint him with oil in the name of the Lord. 15And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven. 16Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.

If someone is sick, what would you do? Take him to the doctor, or lay him down and gather all the elders of the church to pray over him?

WAKE UP AMERICA

Faith healing WORKS! The Bible says so you fools!

If your daughter is sick, tie her to her bed and pray over her until she is better! Quit believing the Jewish Media and all those Liberal Evolutionists who tell you otherwise!!

Matthew 13:58
58And he did not do many miracles there because of their lack of faith.

Mark 6:5-6
5He could not do any miracles there, except lay his hands on a few sick people and heal them. 6And he was amazed at their lack of faith.

If you're daughter is sick and dies after you pray for her to get better it is either yours, hers, or both of your faults for her dying! One of you had a lack of faith, therefore the sickness had a purpose to kill her off and is justified. It was HER FAULT for dying from her sickness since she didn't believe in God enough. Now that filthy ***** is roasting in Hell!

2007-07-03 07:13:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality