a black man walks into a resturant.
a wite man comes up, taps him on the shoulder and says
"i'm sorry sir, but we don't serve colored folk around here"
the black man turns around,
stands up and says
"now you look here,
when i was born, i was black.
when i grew up, i was black.
when i get cold, i am black.
when i smoke, i am black.
when i go in the sun i am black.
when i am sick i am black
and when i die, i will be black.
but YOU sir,
when you were born, you were PINK.
when you grew up, you were WHITE
when you smoke, you are YELLOW.
when you are cold, you turn BLUE.
when you go out in the sun, you turn RED.
when you are sick, you turn GREEN.
and when you die,
you will be PURPLE.
you haveSOME nerve
calling ME colored"
2007-07-01
07:48:29
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