a black man walks into a resturant.
a wite man comes up, taps him on the shoulder and says
"i'm sorry sir, but we don't serve colored folk around here"
the black man turns around,
stands up and says
"now you look here,
when i was born, i was black.
when i grew up, i was black.
when i get cold, i am black.
when i smoke, i am black.
when i go in the sun i am black.
when i am sick i am black
and when i die, i will be black.
but YOU sir,
when you were born, you were PINK.
when you grew up, you were WHITE
when you smoke, you are YELLOW.
when you are cold, you turn BLUE.
when you go out in the sun, you turn RED.
when you are sick, you turn GREEN.
and when you die,
you will be PURPLE.
you haveSOME nerve
calling ME colored"
2007-07-01 07:48:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you Honey!
2007-07-01 07:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ssssssss Burnt
2007-07-01 16:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Sara Dawson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Comeback!
2007-07-01 15:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before a long time ago, but yes it is funny!
2007-07-01 15:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, all you could is yes sir what would you like me to bring you ?
2007-07-01 14:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe we should get tatoos and then everyone will be colored... Or better yet, spray paint ;)
2007-07-01 22:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Tiberius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest biggot joke ever
2007-07-01 14:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by icybluez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got this one in an e-mail but it never gets old
2007-07-01 15:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
have a star!
2007-07-01 15:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one.. get new jokes.
2007-07-01 16:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋