All categories - 27 June 2007

In 1994 the Invisible Pink Unicorn got started on message boards, and in 2005 the Flying Spaghetti Monster was an idea incorporated in a letter to the state of Kansas regarding the states desires to put Intelligent Design into the schools.

Just for those of you who are unfamiliar, an alternate atheist theory is a fake mythology meant to illustrate the absurdity of religions/religious belief.

2007-06-27 02:38:30 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.

The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."

"War is War, bring us the food!"

So he gives his last morsel of food.

"Bring us some wine!"

"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"

"War is War, bring us the wine!"

So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.

"Now, bring us a woman!"

"But everyone has left the village. The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"

"War is War, bring her to us!"

The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"

Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!!"

2007-06-27 02:38:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

porn stars do sex everyday with different peolple why don't they get std's?

2007-06-27 02:38:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Every time my 15 month old sees his grandpa he flips out and starts to scream and cry. Is it possible hes just scared of his size? He stands 6-2 220, and everyone else that he sees on a regular basis is much smaller in size, 5ft - 5-8 at the most. Please help me out here. Its really bothering my father that he cant play around with my son. Thanks

2007-06-27 02:38:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

It is my belief and makes sense that the terrorists are actually Israelis who have taken on muslim names. Who is Islam at war with? Not the US, but Israelis attacking Islam using muslim names causes confusion and finger pointing. Once in a while they attack Israel not to blow their cover.

2007-06-27 02:38:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE!! iVE NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THIS BUT EVER SINCE I WAS 5 I HAVE BEEN HAVING THESE REALLY SCARY DREAMS AND EXPERIENCES BECAUSE THAT WAS WHEN MY MUM DIED AND I AM NOW 13!!! I HAVE THIS DREAM OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ITS WHEN IM IN BED AND I HAVE JUST WOKEN UP AND IT SAYS IT 2:00 IN THE MORNING (THATS THE TIME MY MUM DIED) AND THEN MY CALENDER FLIPS BACK OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE YEAR IS 1998. i LOOK OVER AT MY DOOR AND MY MUM IS STADING THERE CRYING!! SUDDENLY THE BED MOVES CLOSER AND CLOSER TO HER AND I HIDE UNDER MY BLANKET. MINUTES LATER I LOOK WHERE SHE WAS STANDING AND THERE IS ABIG PUDDLE OF BLOOD JUST THERE ON THE FLOOR WITH A KNIFE. THATS WHEN I WAKE UP!!!! I GOT SO FREAKED OUT ONE TIME THAT IN THE MORNING A GOT UP AND LOOKED WER SHE WAS STANDING. IT WAS SO SCARY AS THE FLOOR LOOKED ALL SHINEY AND I COULD SEE MY MUM IN THE REFLECTION!! THEN ONE TIME I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND I SWEAR I SAW MY MUM STANDING BEHIND ME. SHE LOOKED AS IF SHE WAS TRYING TO FIX MY HAIR

2007-06-27 02:37:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

F.Y.I. This is the first time he has forgotten my b-day. I keep dropping little hints to see if he remembers. My b-day was Sunday (6/24) I don't want to come right out and say " Hey ya' big jerk, you forgot my birthday, HELLO,but it's been three days. what do I do? And do you think I'm being petty about it?

2007-06-27 02:37:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-27 02:37:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

There was some sort of talk that Kevin Garnett would go to Detroit for Rasheed Wallace and the 15th pick overall this year?

2007-06-27 02:37:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-06-27 02:37:24 · 2 answers · asked by gizelle 2 in Physics

let's say a head on collison with both cars going at 35mph,
and also one with both cars going at 60mph.

2007-06-27 02:37:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dodge

ammended? I had to make some changes on my sons birth certificate and i went through the process, and sent the money for it, and now i'm just waiting cuz i need to get a copy of his birth certificate before we move to another state, but i don't know if it's ready yet, its been about 4 weeks since i sent the information to the state.

2007-06-27 02:37:04 · 1 answers · asked by cacs1819 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-06-27 02:36:52 · 17 answers · asked by dee 2 in Current Events

What are some amazing songs that give you "goosebumps" and you can zone out everything else when its on?

2007-06-27 02:36:40 · 11 answers · asked by Neil N 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-06-27 02:36:39 · 22 answers · asked by hotrodofasia 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-27 02:36:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

is it worth more now or still just $100?

2007-06-27 02:36:27 · 6 answers · asked by Jasm 2 in Personal Finance

"let me play
Ive been dyin to let you in
Thats all I wanna be"
those are the beginning lyrics. Then it keeps saying "I wanna be the only victim."

2007-06-27 02:36:22 · 2 answers · asked by kar kar 3 in Lyrics

My mom has food allergies and she is supersticious that I have them too. The allergy is shellfish and she formed it later in her life---around 39 i think? She won't let me have any, but i really don't think i'm allergic to shellfish because i went to this place where they cook right in front of you, and the were making shrimp and steak and chicken on the same grill stove thing. And shrimp "juice" is bound to have touched the steak (which i had) so i really don't think i'm allergic. So my question is: Can my mom's allergies be given to me even though she formed the allergy around 1 or 2 years AFTER i was born? please no guesses, i want you to for sure know. thank you

2007-06-27 02:36:21 · 9 answers · asked by monkisrockmisox 3 in Allergies

...the movie directed by Paul Verhoeven.
I saw the tribute on Youtube, for its 30th anniversary ....kind of fascinating story.
No way to find the movie somewhere except for Amazon.com where it's sold by stock.
There's someone who knows more about it?

2007-06-27 02:36:13 · 9 answers · asked by Lola 3 in Movies

Is the best reason for hoping Prez Boosh has good health the thought of "Dead Eye Dick" becoming Prez?

2007-06-27 02:36:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-06-27 02:35:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The best told lies are slight variations on the truth. The Pagan "religions" are very good lies. The Liar was even capable of projecting them into human history in what appears to be before Jesus Christ was in the world.

Some of the extensive lies are the reincarnation, seasonal rebirth, and even sacraficial stories and behavior. None of them come close to the Truth. The closest mankind, under the influence of Satan, has been able to copy the Truth is by sacrificing its own children (something that was never even in God's mind). None of Paganism shows the mercy and love of God. He sacrificed His own Son.

The illusion that these religions came "before" Christianity is a point of confusion for some who are already confused by engaging in the occult. Christ is I AM. These other religions did not exist until creation. Christ is the Word of creation, He created the world. Satan didn't project the Pagan religions into the world before the Fall.

Yours in Christ Jesus, Grace

2007-06-27 02:35:57 · 16 answers · asked by Grace 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-27 02:35:53 · 13 answers · asked by Reo 5 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-27 02:35:35 · 32 answers · asked by Jeannie ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

How soon after birth?
How far of a distance?
How long did you stay away from home?
Any problems with baby?

Just curious, I'm due in a couple weeks and hubby is eager to plan a trip to introduce baby to relatives.

Of course, I understand, health of baby is a MAJOR factor and before we start to seriously plan something we will verify it's ok to go with pediatrician. But, for now, just curious what your experiences were? Thanks!

2007-06-27 02:35:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

Hi,

I had a baby girl in March and I have recently been thinking about making her a quilt for her crib. I have a sewing machine and Ive taught myself quite a few things on my own, but I've never tried making a quilt before. I would appreciate any tips that any of you may have. I could probably figure how to do it on my own, but it always comes out nicer when you do it the correct way! =)

2007-06-27 02:35:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-06-27 02:35:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

You know, during the 60s and 70s? Hippie movement was at full swing. Yellow Smiley faces were everywhere you looked. Life was much more simple and laid back. America was muc more intelligent. We had great music (not pre-recorded pop techno). Ah, don't you miss it?

2007-06-27 02:35:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-06-27 02:34:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities