Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.
The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."
"War is War, bring us the food!"
So he gives his last morsel of food.
"Bring us some wine!"
"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"
"War is War, bring us the wine!"
So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.
"Now, bring us a woman!"
"But everyone has left the village. The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"
"War is War, bring her to us!"
The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"
Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!!"
2007-06-27 02:38:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old people gets horny too lol.
2007-06-27 02:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Granny had been waiting a long. Those soldiers wern't about to get away from her,
war is war(lol)
2007-07-04 20:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol enjoy the war ya crazy germans
2007-07-02 12:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 03:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-23 06:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granny is a super-active woman, I guess??
2007-07-04 17:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by VeNiE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-03 11:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-27 03:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granny is funny!
2007-07-01 14:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's funny! Guess she told them!!!
bettyk
2007-07-04 13:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by elisayn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes all sorts in this world, don't it! LOL, this one was funny
2007-07-04 10:50:40 · answer #11 · answered by nicolefitzgerald2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋