All categories - 20 June 2007

and you should use them by most meaningful and beneficial way..

2007-06-20 21:06:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie
flys out and grants him a wish.

Charles is ecstatic as just that morning he had reversed his Range Rover over the Queen's favourite corgi and squashed it flat. He asks the genie to bring back the dog to life as the Queen would be furious and upset. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and tells Charles that there is nothing he can do so he'd best chuck the dog in the dustbin.

Charles then asks the genie if he could make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful as the
media were always poking s**t at her looks.

The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and says "On second thoughts get that f***ing dog
out of the bin again"!!!

2007-06-20 21:05:43 · 13 answers · asked by leah 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What describes a narrative technique that makes this novel hard to follow?

The author uses many foreign words.
The narrator is insane and speaks that way.
Events are told a little at a time, out of chronological order.
The writer uses stream of consciousness, following the rambling thoughts of the narrator in whichever direcgtion in flows.

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Who is responsible for bombing their airport?
He steals
The Italians.
Colonel Cathcart
Milo Minderbender.

2007-06-20 21:05:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

i cant stand cotton wool, i cant even touch it or think about it because it gives me goose bumps.

2007-06-20 21:05:02 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to know whether there is a difference between the sentences
1. There is little water.
2.There is a little water.

2007-06-20 21:05:00 · 2 answers · asked by fasii 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-06-20 21:04:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

after some help, is there anyone out there willing to vote for my beetle, its free and only takes a second.

the winner wins a trophy and i would love to win one, before i sell in in late this year

http://www.bugjam.co.uk/virtual2007.php

and vote for paul webber

thanks you so much

2007-06-20 21:04:29 · 10 answers · asked by Paul VDUB 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

The hole is becoming wider with the burning flame of a dead society the shards of my protective world break and fall to pieces on the shield of my heart so you wont understand me and you never will you just cant see the damage done to me and still… my pain is beyond words now… so let me slowly kill myself to prove a point…an eerie silence is in my head wishing that I was dead to see just what lies behind the door of sleeping heads … aching back and neck is just the signs of the reason why we just can see eye to eye…we try to fit the image of the society dead…a place so fake….and yet we all fall in place…well I’m taking a chance and stepping out...I’m tired of the lies. I’m tired of the game of life and all is said…life’s so cruel but we hang on like spiders to webs…. death is such a misconception…its true it is sneaky but at least it tries to hurry about and take your life but NO life makes you cling on to the pain of the world…a little laugh should heal it right…a little laugh will hold me tight…a little laugh is all I know…to make this pain just a… So…. I see you and you think you see me …you want to me to be the normal one...well let me give you a little whisper of doubt… when I’m gone and flying high to leave this pain all behind…to see you all die just to fall in line… so let me be just who I be can you not close your mouth just to see what happens to me… you’re all blind wishing to see…well I see and you should just leave that be…the feelings I have inside are still a mystery to me...but I see you and you think you see me…this is not true...believe…I have given up on the hopes and dreams of a fantasy cause now I see what I truly want to be…but see you don’t understand me…so this gap between us will be there for ever more...until the day I settle the score…you can say its equal and fade away but you wont see me until I open the door…of all that’s locked in side my Pandora’s box for humans never to touch… Oh…but let me tell you all about the emotions bubbling in me…. Just a tub of water over flowing into a light …so here it is you figure it out…if you solve the equation maybe you can finally see…. So I see the truth behind life’s key but I’m lost at sea so how can that be, I see you, you cant see me I’m hidden in the dark of the place within everyones heart just the key…so believe…I run and I hide to cling on to pride…I die…I escape the light …I’m in every medicine cabinet…above every sink … and everyone thinks of me… So…mother…guess what I happen to be…

2007-06-20 21:04:20 · 2 answers · asked by DonDon 1 in Poetry

My dog is bleeding from her bottom, ive only just noticed when i saw blood on her tail. What on earth is wrong with her and what should i do?!

2007-06-20 21:04:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

im 14 andihave bigger boobs than i should have at my age...i dont like it..i feel helpless and out of place among my friends when i comes to physiques...the reast of my body is fine...in fact its smaller than should be ...im shorter than nost my friends but my boobs are bigger than all my friends...help!!

2007-06-20 21:04:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-06-20 21:04:13 · 5 answers · asked by deepak57 7 in Astronomy & Space

I do. Where has the time gone?

2007-06-20 21:04:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

HELP! My goldfish is lying on its side, very lethargic, but sometimes gets up and darts around for a few seconds, then goes back to lying on its side (not its back). What can I do???

2007-06-20 21:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by Zabela 4 in Fish

Iv been on depo for nearly 3 weeks now, and since the start of week 2 began to get really tender breasts and dizziness, im also hot ALL the time and getting some cramping, almost like period cramps.
Not sure if this is depo related or not as i would have thought if it was it would have happened quicker than that?

anyone have similiar stories??

2007-06-20 21:03:44 · 2 answers · asked by Confuzzled 1 in Women's Health

chance, I mean what if they didn't know about Christianity or anything but we find out they believe in a God named well u can name cus the first part tripped me out just thinking about it.

2007-06-20 21:03:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-20 21:02:06 · 31 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

The Tesla is a big problem for big oil. Since they basically control the government with their puppet of a president, they might try to stop it from being made.

2007-06-20 21:02:01 · 8 answers · asked by Star-Scream 2 in Alternative Fuel Vehicles

Most experts regard the British SAS to be the most elite all round special forces unit yet they (the Birtish SAS) admit that there smaller commonwealth cousins special forces are easily just as good if not better e.g. The New Zealand NZSAS whom a tiny force of just 160men have been believed to be resposible for capturing or killing up to 2000 Al Queada in Afganistan with no casualties and only 2 woundings or the Australian SASR whose desert fighting skills are so highly recognised among the SEALS and Delta Force in Iraq. Is it that all these units are at such a high level of expertise in what they do that basically you can't get any better and so for the bigger units are the ones whom get the recognition?

2007-06-20 21:01:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-06-20 21:01:35 · 15 answers · asked by illusionsdbr 2 in Dancing

My boyfriend told me that he thinks I am the real woman. Since English is not my native language, I wasn't sure what it connotes.

2007-06-20 21:01:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

In home my wife never use bra and panty. Only a single loose linen maxi. Thouhg her body shape and figures are visible through the little transparent maxi whether not using bra and panty may lead to obessity? i.e. expanding of hips and enlargement of breasts? Please give good idea and suggestions.

2007-06-20 21:01:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

what is the video format? thanks!

2007-06-20 21:01:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-06-20 21:01:04 · 22 answers · asked by deadmansfury 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-20 21:00:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

My best friend of 15 years her 7 year old son and 9 month old baby all live with me in my home. She recieves help from the goverment to support her children as both fathers are deadbeats ones in prison and the other is on the run. She goes from one relationship to another only to discover she has landed another loser that brings her even more drama then the last. If they turn out to be semi decent then she runs the other way. She is a victim of child abuse and its no secret that she is attracted to those with similar traits as her father. She is a very inteligent beautiful woman and is a graduate with honors. She needs therapy but is just to damn stubborn and bull headed to get help. As a result of the child hood abuse its clear she has a split personality. The last boyfriend she had I got a gut feeling he would eventually cause problems for me so I forbid her to bring him to my home but she did anyways and sure enough problems followed. She now has a new b.f. and red flags going up.

2007-06-20 21:00:29 · 11 answers · asked by LLcoolsack 1 in Family

tHE ROOM (FOR A GIRL TEEN) IS GOING TO BE A SEASIDE BLUE COLOR. nOW iM LOOKING TO PURCHASE A BED IN A BAG SET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH BLUE YET VERY VERY PREPPY (PROBABLY POLKA DOTS...? I WOULDNT KNOW)

SOMETHING THAT WILL LOOK GOOD WITH THE WALL AS WELL THOUGH...OH AND THE DOOR WILL BE WHITE.

oops, sorry, didnt notice the caps lock was on =(

2007-06-20 21:00:23 · 7 answers · asked by Curious10106 2 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-06-20 21:00:14 · 1 answers · asked by Alwana D 1 in Land Phones

whats the best way to get a smeel out of trainers?

2007-06-20 20:59:33 · 8 answers · asked by robert h 1 in Movies

Have you ever walked down a stray ally in the middle of a warm summers night and felt a cold chill in the air? Ever walked into a big old building and swear you just saw someone on the top of the stairs but there was no one else awake at that hour?... some ghosts not just spirits exist, and yes you are closed minded if you don't just believe something can happen without there being specific documented proof... take Christianity for instance, alot of that is based off of speculation, other then a book thats been translated 30 or so times by many different people, adding there own explanation for the words, is all we have of christ's time... And there are documented cases of spirits...

2007-06-20 20:58:34 · 11 answers · asked by deadmansfury 1 in Religion & Spirituality