Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie
flys out and grants him a wish.
Charles is ecstatic as just that morning he had reversed his Range Rover over the Queen's favourite corgi and squashed it flat. He asks the genie to bring back the dog to life as the Queen would be furious and upset. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and tells Charles that there is nothing he can do so he'd best chuck the dog in the dustbin.
Charles then asks the genie if he could make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful as the
media were always poking s**t at her looks.
The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and says "On second thoughts get that f***ing dog
out of the bin again"!!!
2007-06-20 21:05:43 · 13 answers · asked by leah 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please read all three of my jokes
2007-06-20 21:12:53 · update #1
lol that was so funny you really made me laugh have a great day
2007-06-20 21:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Graham Norton recently did a few class one-liners,..
He said: "Here's a picture of a dog stuck in a patio chair" - up pops a pic of a golden retriever with head stuck in said chair..
Then he said: "here's a picture of a fox stuck in a wheel hub" - up pops a picture of a very sad looking fox, with head caught in the centre of the said wheel hub.
Then he says: "Here's a picture of a cat stuck in a tin can" - you know what's next,. ok so...
Lastly he says: "And here's a picture of a horse stuck in a straw hat" - up pops a picture of Camilla P Bowles wearing the said hat! LMAO!! SOO funny!! pmsl! :D - :D lol!!
2007-06-21 04:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by wildimagination2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2007-06-21 04:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by 18_Inch_Guns! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that a funny joke to me
2007-06-21 04:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by iqbal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok - that deserves a star!
2007-06-21 04:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by Em x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-21 04:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its funny.
2007-06-21 04:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by SummerRain Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-06-21 04:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! That was so cruelly funny…LMAO!!!
2007-06-21 04:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry did you say this was a joke?
2007-06-21 04:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋