All categories - 15 June 2007

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

2007-06-15 08:20:00 · 6 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Lol.. I have hair products.. and a brush! Oh.. and of course an extra roll of TP.. Good thing we don't need to get in the Tank for anything!

2007-06-15 08:19:56 · 64 answers · asked by Miss T 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not talking egomaniacal like Mr. Mcmahon or Triple H. I mean evil like worships the darkness evil. I vote for Kevin Sullivan... up until he started the dungeon of doom. I think wrestling needs more Evil people right now. maybe Eugene could start worshiping Satan. I would dig that.

2007-06-15 08:19:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

2007-06-15 08:19:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

...of how to Purchase a home? and in what steps they should go about purchasing?

It seems to me that alot of people are absolutely confused about what exactly needs to happen, and in what steps they should happen.

2007-06-15 08:19:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

i like screaming metal and non screaming metal. whats your opinion? what better? Why?

2007-06-15 08:19:32 · 9 answers · asked by guitarjunky101 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-06-15 08:19:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-06-15 08:19:30 · 64 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which government can take private property for public purposes, with just compensation.
A.state government
B.local government
C. national government
D. federal government
E. both A and C

2007-06-15 08:19:27 · 6 answers · asked by eeyore_girly17 1 in History

2007-06-15 08:19:26 · 14 answers · asked by &>smartie<3 2 in Singles & Dating

to decide how we live our lives. We were bought with the price of God coming down from heaven into a human body and dieing for us. Why can't we give up our old lives for a new clean pure life, where we serve Christ every day!!

2007-06-15 08:19:18 · 29 answers · asked by STJC 2 in Religion & Spirituality

is there a certain way he looks at u or is there a certain way he acts around u i mean c'mon tell me i need 2 know these things caus i think that we r a really good match and i really want 2 make this work!!!
help me pleaz

2007-06-15 08:19:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-15 08:19:01 · 27 answers · asked by carrie p 2 in Polls & Surveys

Religion is a delusion.The definition of a delusion clearly implies religion.Here is the definition:

delusion /de·lu·sion/ (de-loo´zhun) an idiosyncratic false belief that is firmly maintained in spite of incontrovertible and obvious proof or evidence to the contrary.

de·lu·sion
n.
A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness.


Source:
The American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary, 2nd Edition

Doesn't that just about cover the definition of religion?The next step should be treatment, shouldn't it?

2007-06-15 08:18:59 · 24 answers · asked by Demopublican 6 in Religion & Spirituality

And why?

2007-06-15 08:18:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

I've just read two answers that say we did not evolve from monkeys or apes, but from a common ancestor with the chimpanzee.

If we're going to fool the religious folk, we have got to get our stories straight.

Humans and chimps diverged from the ancestral -ape- stock some time after the Gibbon, the Orang, and the Gorilla (in that order).

The family of apes diverged from the ancestral -monkey- stock sometime after the split between Old World monkeys and New World monkeys (recall your biology classes and the subject of prehensile tails in NW monkeys but not in OW monkeys).

So are we descended from apes? Are we descended from monkeys?

Are we going to get our stories straight? ;-)

Note to the Satanic Evolutionary Conspiracy: you owe me five points.

2007-06-15 08:18:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

pls this on clarification of my earlier post on can any one help me find a machine that can enable me extract gold and mould it?

2007-06-15 08:18:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

...go anywhere in particular?
...tell someone something you have always wanted to tell them?
ANYTHING
;D

2007-06-15 08:18:21 · 28 answers · asked by ? 3 in Philosophy

Honda Accord LX 2005. 4 cyl.

2007-06-15 08:18:17 · 4 answers · asked by Sergiy S 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

My boyfriend is an Aquarius and I am a Virgo...

We seem to get along just fine contrary to what the signs say. I try not to be critical and he tries not to be too aloof. We both love our freedom and respect the freedom of the other persons... seems to work for us... hmmm? We can go a long time without seeing the other person and always come back and it feels like everything is fine... everyone is saying our relationship is weird though... I am just wondering if that has to do with our astrological signs... we don't live that far apart - we just literally don't see eachother a lot and are fine with it. We talk at least once a day though...and we both make eachother laugh like crazy. Any thoughts as to why our relationship seems to work despite all the ho-hum about the Virgo-Aquarius relationship thing or have we just made it work for us by accepting the differences and learning from them?

2007-06-15 08:18:16 · 8 answers · asked by Challah back Girl... 5 in Horoscopes

IM 5'5 IN 1/2 AND IM 154 LBS.I DONT HAVE A HUGE BUTT BUT ITS NOT FLAT AND IM PRETTY GOOD SIZED UP TOP

2007-06-15 08:18:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I know I'm going to get slammed for this, but I honestly want to know if there's any way for me to maintain any shred of integrity... so please, if you have an answer I'd like to hear it but if you just want to tell me how horrible I am, I'm already aware of that.

My husband is a good man, works hard, pays the bills, loves me and our 4 year old daughter. He's 100% committed to marriage, and divorce has never been in his vocabulary. However, because of me, we've never had a good marriage and after 6 years of tension, I kissed somebody else. I admitted this to my husband, who flipped out. He gave me a second chance, as long as there was zero contact with the other guy. I still have a relationship with the other guy (no, I have not slept with him).

I know my husband deserves MUCH better. I love him but we're not IN love. At all. That's the problem. What should I do? For my husband's sake? For my daughter's sake? What do people think of women who initiate divorce?

2007-06-15 08:18:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-06-15 08:17:56 · 6 answers · asked by Dani 5 in Law & Ethics

something thats fast to fix but very appetizing to eat

2007-06-15 08:17:50 · 8 answers · asked by jenjen 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-06-15 08:17:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been with this guy for 6months and it has been a big a huge roller coaster ride.. I met him thru this girl who has been friends with him for 14 years- the three of us used to party etc anyway she got a bit jealous of the time he would spend with me and I know she has feelings for him (but he dosn't for her) He has said i shouldn't let her get between us.
I am going overseas in a few days and he needs a place to stay while i'm gone. He has been staying here for the last few weeks. He spent last night with her and her brother and his nephew, as I no longer like to see her because I no longer trust her and he didn't ask me to come anyway... I feel that he should not have gone over there especially since I am leaving the country for 7 weeks...she knows this as well and even put it in her calender!! please help me... I am tempted to turn my phone off and not talk to him b4 i go and not let him stay here. Am I overreacting? I don't think he knows how manipulating she is...

2007-06-15 08:17:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

According to the gospel, God is the one who WARNED people that sin will result in separation from God, and the final disposition in the lake of fire.

It's not God's will that any should perish.

So God is the one who DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE TORTURED FOR ETERNITY. Not the one who perpetrates eternal torture!

In my opinion, atheists just use this as an excuse for their choice to not believe.
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2007-06-15 08:17:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Favorite Homemade food lol


mine is tacos, lol i can make really good tacos, my brothes asks me "are you doing tacos?" and i'm like no, and he says "you suck" he likes when i do tacos, i'm a good cook. lol.

2007-06-15 08:17:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When he does walk, he is very wobbly and his legs collapse underneath him and he falls. I have taken him to the vet numerous times and they've put him on antibiotics thinking it might be meningitis, but they didn't help. They put him on steroids and anti-inflammatory meds. Can anyone give me an idea of what this could be? The vets don't seem to have any answers for me. I'm very worried about him and I'm afraid he's suffering. Please give me any suggestions of what I should have them looking for so I can help my dog feel better.

2007-06-15 08:17:22 · 7 answers · asked by Lorraine C 1 in Dogs