All categories - 15 June 2007

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."

2007-06-15 09:24:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are PATA hard drives and IDE Hard Drives the same thing?

for example; I am buying a new Mother Board and I see it says Four Available PATA Connectors and Dual SATA Connectors so does that mean that the PATA = IDE?

2007-06-15 09:24:34 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew 2 in Other - Hardware

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can someone tell me what makes a person liberal or conservative?

what are the differences between the two when it comes to all of the important issues............i am trying to find out if i am a lib or cons

2007-06-15 09:24:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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Can women in their 70's still have hot flashes?

My mother is in her late 70's, and since she fell last August and broke her hip, she is running me ragged either turning up the air conditioning (so it will go off) because she's cold or turning it down (to come on) because she's too hot. This goes on about every 10-15 minutes. She tells me she's "too old for hot flashes."

2007-06-15 09:24:32 · 7 answers · asked by jan51601 7 in Women's Health

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Who is your favorite team?

Hendrick? Evernham? Joe Gibbs? Penske? Richird Childress? Dei?

2007-06-15 09:24:22 · 28 answers · asked by fedex11 1 in NASCAR

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IS THERE a FINE LINE BETWEEN...????

Depression and laziness??? How can your family members know the difference???

2007-06-15 09:24:13 · 9 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If you believe the Bible is the word God, why did he not know about all the planets in our solar system?

Quote, "Venus and Saturn are the only planets expressedly mentioned in the Old Testament."

2007-06-15 09:24:11 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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How do you hurt the tip of your radius in your wrist?

If I press on it it hurts and if im not pressing on it, it hurts.
Doesn't hurt to bend wrist

2007-06-15 09:24:03 · 2 answers · asked by Koter Boters misses Rufus! 6 in Injuries

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Is it wrong to think that married woman are sexy?

I'm not certain if its the whole wanting what you can't have, or the no strings attached nothing serious aspect. But i've always been turned on by married woman is this wrong?

2007-06-15 09:23:59 · 38 answers · asked by Joseph 4 in Marriage & Divorce

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Who was elected "Most likely to succeed" in the bible?

2007-06-15 09:23:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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who used to like the group color me badd?

2007-06-15 09:23:48 · 19 answers · asked by auroa26 3 in R&B & Soul

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Would knowledge of previous water damage affect your decision to purchase a condo?

If you also know that the repairs have been completed by a qualified restoration company --- would the knowledge of the previous damage cause you to not want to purchase the home or condo? Would it affect the price you were willing to pay?

2007-06-15 09:23:45 · 4 answers · asked by AriesJWR 4 in Renting & Real Estate

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How can I get my puppy lab to be quiet in his crate. He screams and hollars like he is crazy.?

He is 8 weeks old. We have had him a little over a week now.

2007-06-15 09:23:43 · 19 answers · asked by Miss Kimberly 1 in Dogs

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My mother won't let me go to a party?

It's Friday night and my mom is being her b*tchy self again. All she thinks I'm going to be doing is getting drunk,, haveing sex and snorting lines, I'm not like that!! yes a few of my freinds my be druggies, but that doesnt mean im gonna follow in their footsteps. what can i do to convince her?? BY THE WAY I'M 18!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-15 09:23:28 · 5 answers · asked by Sylvia 1 in Family

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how many resonance structures does NH4+ have?

2007-06-15 09:23:21 · 4 answers · asked by neice_08 1 in Chemistry

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Pretty names for a new baby girl??????

Hey everyone, I am gouing through baby names and cant seem to think of something pretty and unique.

ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A NBABY GIRL?

2007-06-15 09:23:14 · 29 answers · asked by babiilove101 2 in Baby Names

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I'm PREGNANT with my BROTHER IN-LAW should I Abort or keep the baby and pretend it's my husband's?

This is a bad situation.My brother in-law & I have been sleeping together for a year now.We both agree that we are wrong and sinned BIG time.Now I'm 4 weeks pregnant with my brother-in-law's child. We don't know what to do.We know abortion is not right but the situation we are in MAY call for it.Our two options: (1) Have an Abortion so we can spare my husband & he will never know or (2) Keep the baby & pretend it's my husband's.My brother-in-law & my husband look very much alike.The ONLY problem with this is,my brother-in-law says he will always know that it's his child if we keep the baby. He might ONE DAY want the child for himself. He says he would feel guilty seeing another man,even his own brother, raising his child. Any advice on keeping or abort?

The brother-in-law is getting sick about because he sees my husband everyday. They are both lawyers & have a law practice business together.My brother in-law has been married for just 1 year> i have been married for 3 yrs. I don't

2007-06-15 09:22:59 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

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What states child support laws will apply?

I am currently living in Missouri and my daughters father lives in Illinois where our daughter was born. My daughter wants to attend college in California. According to Illinois law my daughter father will have to pay for her college expenses, California has no provisions. I need to know if since my daughter was born in Illinois and the child support order also took place there if Illinois law will apply to him paying for her college or if since she is attending college in California their laws will apply.

2007-06-15 09:22:54 · 2 answers · asked by sassybluechicago 2 in Law & Ethics

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my cats make me get a rash all over my face.....?

even when i hold them not even near my face. or when i don't touch my face. i get this really itchy rash. this doesn't happen with any other cats or any other animal. how come this happens?

2007-06-15 09:22:54 · 5 answers · asked by spicysaucylatina 4 in Cats