All categories - 13 June 2007

1. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
3. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became
a hardened criminal.
4. Thief who steal corn from garden could be
charged stalking.
5. We´ll never run out of math teachers because
they always multiply.
6. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard,
he did a number on it.
7. The professor discovered that her theory of
earthquakes was on shaky ground.
8. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

2007-06-13 04:22:22 · 2 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Jokes & Riddles

YAY NO SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-13 04:22:15 · 3 answers · asked by who am i 2 in Other - Education

why do old people have that distinct smell? is it the smell of rotting away?

2007-06-13 04:22:09 · 7 answers · asked by haha 1 in Family

I need one for my Spiderman 3 PC game.

Minimum requirements:
http://www.allgame.com/cg/agg.dll?p=agg&sql=1:52131~T4

Extra memory would also be helpful...

2007-06-13 04:22:00 · 3 answers · asked by Cam 2 in Video & Online Games

Especially jpegs, and movies

2007-06-13 04:21:57 · 8 answers · asked by Reggie 1 in Security

Help me out on this one. In her song Amy Winehouse says, "You notice likkle carpet burns." Is this a British term? And this comes directly from the printed lyrics. Thanks!

2007-06-13 04:21:50 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Words & Wordplay

I personally don't care. I know someone out there is a "fan" of her.

2007-06-13 04:21:46 · 30 answers · asked by sarge_from_wackbag 2 in Celebrities

2007-06-13 04:21:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its spreeding to my peas how do i stop it and is there something i can treat it with? thanx gardeners.

2007-06-13 04:21:42 · 1 answers · asked by darren e 1 in Garden & Landscape

lets just say that Hell would be very diverse.

2007-06-13 04:21:37 · 26 answers · asked by JimBob from 'Bama 2 in Religion & Spirituality

do u regret any of your tattoos? what is it where it it and how old was u wen u got it?

2007-06-13 04:21:18 · 15 answers · asked by I love Dionne 3 in Tattoos

Who?? Why??

2007-06-13 04:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since Guiliani let his personal life be sinful for 14 years, why should we trust Guiliani to manage problems which are far less urgent to resolve than committing incest?

2007-06-13 04:20:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

what is the FULL quote that miss maudie says about mockingbirds, if i get the full quote and not just the little summary from cliff and spark notes, that would be great!

2007-06-13 04:20:32 · 3 answers · asked by me. 1 in Quotations

2007-06-13 04:20:30 · 3 answers · asked by nitty410 1 in GMC

"Spiffy" is a very good meaning word, even it sounds "cool" and special, although the word faded out these days, but it could be a new word for new generation. Can't figure it out why not popular ?






Thanks!

2007-06-13 04:20:20 · 3 answers · asked by e320k 1 in Words & Wordplay

Just looking for some summer kitchen fun for the kids. The childrean are 5, 7, and 10 and we would like something new. Maybe someone out there has a family idea we haven't thought of yet and may enjoy. I know I could google, but I would prefer someone's tried and true, or what was fun for you. Thank you in advance.

2007-06-13 04:20:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-06-13 04:20:15 · 21 answers · asked by chuck d 1 in Birds

I am writing the script for a movie and i cant think of a title. It is about a girl who is an outcast and loves learning and she forms a bond with one of her teachers and they do stuff together and the teacher is coming up with a theory of how to manipulate time. THen one day the teacher is gone and she sends a text message to the girl and it tells her where she is and how some scientists kidnapped her to get the plan for time travel and then the girl and another teacher go off to get her back. Srry if its confusing but plzz help.

2007-06-13 04:20:10 · 18 answers · asked by Michelle 3 in Movies

i've scored 91% with phy.,chem.,bio.,&maths

2007-06-13 04:19:45 · 2 answers · asked by chirutha 1 in Engineering

Hi friends , ok i got A neo geo emulator , actually i got alot of them but i didnt know how 2 get them to work i download roms and extract them in the roms file and it dosent show up ,i 've read something about bios needed to make it work , where i can download it and where i should extract the files . Thanks and if you have a site that show me all these steps pls give it 2 me . Get 10 points :D and thanks for reading

2007-06-13 04:19:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2007-06-13 04:19:25 · 13 answers · asked by Mary O 6 in NASCAR

2007-06-13 04:19:18 · 6 answers · asked by howard 1 in Chemistry

i need to run some kind of wire by direct burial to hook up electricty to my house but nobody can tell me what kind please help!

2007-06-13 04:19:16 · 7 answers · asked by Jackie D 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

now they are telling me i have to go to work and i can't call in sick. isn't there a law against that or something? i told them im going to get a doctors excuse. but, they told me if i can't find someone to cover my shift then i can't call in sick. there are only 2 people who could cover me and both of them said no. so yeah, isn't that illegal. im sick as hell!

2007-06-13 04:19:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need your explanation....

"He who does not know how to look back at where he came from will never get to his destination."

Thanx guys :)

2007-06-13 04:19:11 · 6 answers · asked by jeanleenor 1 in Quotations

2007-06-13 04:19:09 · 3 answers · asked by i love roseanne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 in Theater & Acting

For those who still insist a global flood happened......where are the bodies? There shoud have been BILLIONS of bodies after the flood and we shoudl still be finding the skeletons today. We should have found entire cities filled with skeletons by now.....there should be places where water washed them all together and formed literal reefs of skeletons. I mean skeletons from all the people on earth AND all animals.

Yet there has never been a finding of mass skeletal deposits like this.

Why do you think that is??

2007-06-13 04:19:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I always understood religion as a belief in a "God" but since atheist don't believe in god, would you consider it a religion? Please give reasons why or why not.

2007-06-13 04:18:59 · 24 answers · asked by Tiffany R 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a problem written as "5x - 45xy."

The directions for it say "Write in factored form. (Pull out the greatest common factor)"

I don't know how I would get the answer for this problem. Could someone explain to me how I would get the answer?
((you can give the problem answer in your general answers, if this helps to explain it))

Thanks.

2007-06-13 04:18:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help