Pun-shment 3?

Question

1. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
3. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became
a hardened criminal.
4. Thief who steal corn from garden could be
charged stalking.
5. We´ll never run out of math teachers because
they always multiply.
6. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard,
he did a number on it.
7. The professor discovered that her theory of
earthquakes was on shaky ground.
8. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Answer 1

very nice.

Answer 2

Good ones, free of charge, but very positive in humour content! no questions asked! no questiion about it!