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A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time go get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
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>>>HUSBAND WANTED;
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>>>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
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>>>MUST NOT BEAT ME,
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>>>MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
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>>>AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
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>>>ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
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>>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
>>>opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman
sitting in a
>>>wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. 'You're not really asking me to
>>>consider you, are you!" the widow said.
>>>"Just look at you, you have no legs!'
>>>The old gentleman smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
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>>>'You don't have any arms either!', she snorted.
>>>Again, the old man smiled,
>>>'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
>>>
>>>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in
>>>bed??'
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>>>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the
>>>door bell didn't I?'
>>>The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
2007-06-07
09:28:08
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