how do u like this joke? please rate it?

Question

HAVE A GREAT LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

>

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time go get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

>>>

>>>HUSBAND WANTED;

>>>

>>>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

>>>

>>>MUST NOT BEAT ME,

>>>

>>>MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

>>>

>>>AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

>>>

>>>ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

>>>

>>>

>>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she

>>>opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman

sitting in a

>>>wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. 'You're not really asking me to

>>>consider you, are you!" the widow said.

>>>"Just look at you, you have no legs!'

>>>The old gentleman smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

>>>

>>>'You don't have any arms either!', she snorted.

>>>Again, the old man smiled,

>>>'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

>>>

>>>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in

>>>bed??'

>>>

>>>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the

>>>door bell didn't I?'



>>>The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

Answer 1

LOL! It didn't pop in my head the fact that he had no arms and still rang the doorbell! But hey he didn't need arms anyway...

Answer 2

I liked it 7/10 a B

Answer 3

Sorry I don't think thats very funny. I think what I think it means is disgusting. Maybe it would be funny without the be good in bed and fill that in as a good kisser and he rang the doorbell with his tounge.

Answer 4

Great joke, i always love them type of jokes lol! id giv it a 8 out of 10!

Answer 5

HA HA HA HA, gotta star that.


on a scale of 1-10, i think a 12

Answer 6

heard it before but still funny 8/10 =)

Answer 7

Very funny! So funny I had to copy that one down on paper. I am terrible at remembering jokes.

Answer 8

I've heard it before, but it was worthy...7/10.

Answer 9

Isn't this fidgetyfingers' joke?

Answer 10

that is f****** hilarious!!!!!hahahahahahhahahaha.....ive never heard that before!!!!!tee heee..dat wuz funny...i have one question though:why do u have that scary girl as your picture?