All categories - 6 June 2007

The Traffic Cop
The traffic cop was sitting beside a quiet highway with his radar gun waiting for a speeder to come along. It had been a slow day and the section of road he had been assigned had not had much traffic at all let alone any chance to give out a ticket. Suddenly he received a radio call from one of his fellow officers alerting him to a vehicle headed his way.

Shortly after the call had been received he spotted the car he had been called about. It wasn't hard to spot a small red Miata with the top down and a gorgeous blonde driving. When the red Mitia came by him car he took out after her with blinking lights and siren blaring. Within a few hundred yards he had pulled her over to the side of the road. As the cop approached the Mitia he started to unzip his fly.

Noticing this the blonde slaps her hand to her forehead and exclaims: "Not another breathalyzer test, this is the third one I've had today."

2007-06-06 12:27:49 · 7 answers · asked by Lizard 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-06 12:27:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

acrylic latexes will coalesce to form films - however, if there is no electron sharing between adjacent acrylic particles; does that mean the cohesion forces are entanglement and/or ionic bonding? and what are the adhesion forces that "cling" it to the substrate?

2007-06-06 12:27:19 · 1 answers · asked by taulmachof 1 in Chemistry

2007-06-06 12:27:18 · 17 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

views with out being obnoxious. Does anyone else agree?

2007-06-06 12:26:49 · 12 answers · asked by the pink baker 6 in Talk Shows

How would i balance this equation

H2SO4+NaOH Forms NaSO4+H2O

2007-06-06 12:26:43 · 2 answers · asked by jf 3 in Chemistry

Do you think people add you to their contacts list, because of the way your avatar or pic looks?

2007-06-06 12:26:39 · 13 answers · asked by Traci J 4 in Polls & Surveys

if you anwser my favorite color you get the reward of best answer.

2007-06-06 12:26:33 · 25 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

china floods are markets and if we go to war with them
they will have all the supplys because our factorys are gone.
whats your take on this?

2007-06-06 12:26:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

When they are living with or married to them and see them getting more and more obese ? What on earth size beds do these couple need to buy or have built even ? But...how do the men sweet talk their partners into feeling alright all the time when they are getting rapidly and horribly worse? Just keep telling them that they are "cuddly " or some odd crap like that ?

2007-06-06 12:26:26 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

BIRTHDAY REMEMBRANCE


This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31.

Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around
the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

2007-06-06 12:26:15 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-06 12:25:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Dining Out

I'm 15 and i have applied for a couple of jobs unitil i saw they required me to have a worker permit....since school is out for the summer was that the only place i could of got a work permit and are there exceptions for not having one since its the summer time?????

2007-06-06 12:25:57 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

Can anyone tell me how can a pregnant woman bring on an appetite

2007-06-06 12:25:52 · 7 answers · asked by dimples 1 in Pregnancy

My sister was driving home from work one night and a dog ran infront of her Jeep. She couldn't avoid hitting it. When she looked in her mirror she noticed the dog was still moving, but seriously injured. So, she turned her car around and ran over it again to ensure that it was dead and no longer suffering. I know this happened because I was on the cell phone with her when she did it. I understand the logic behind it, but I just don't think I could do it. Could you?

2007-06-06 12:25:42 · 23 answers · asked by armywifetp 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 12:25:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson

2007-06-06 12:25:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I was a republican, when the republicans were liberitarians, now I guess I am an independent, leaning democrat, unless Ron Paul wins the nomination, which does not seem like it will happen

2007-06-06 12:25:08 · 16 answers · asked by loutejada 4 in Elections

2007-06-06 12:25:06 · 8 answers · asked by redneck_rebellion101 2 in Commuting

US citizen marries illegal immigrant. File for TIN. Pay taxes and gets tax refunds. Contacting lawyers to file for legal status. Has two small children. Father is deported due to domestic violence.
A member of KKK, told mother, Legal US citizen, that her children where nothing. They needed to be deported.
The children where born in the US. The children are being raised as Americans. The children have US birth certificates and Social Security Cards.
What it the problem with this person? Why are they trying to take their beliefs out on two very small children and hurt their mother who cares for her two small children and loves them so much and who has the support of her family. These children have done nothing to anyone. What would you do in a situation like this?

2007-06-06 12:24:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

I am resident legal of usa, an illegal person stops me harassing, i know him in the school,i dont know how he find out my direction help me please I am passing a hell, please if somebody can give me phone number for deport to his country.i appreciate so much

2007-06-06 12:24:48 · 14 answers · asked by Nadia 2 in Immigration

this guy i was seeing for a while he never told me that he had kids and one day i saw his sisters page on myspace and there was a picture of two kids they look just like him and he still won't admit it.....when we first met he tried to tell me but my reaction messed it up for him to be open with me ....i realized that my reaction made him uncomfortable but it's fine i was'nt going to leave him alone because he has kids...for some reason now he won't tell me..the other day we were talking and he said he was mad at his sister for saying something about him on myspace and when he was talking about her page i just came out and said "that's nice how she has a picture of your kids on her page".....he got quiet and i was trying to pronounce the youngest one's name and i asked him how do i pronounce the baby's name and he was being sarcastic saying ...."whatever u want to name her"........why is he acting like this? i have

2007-06-06 12:24:48 · 14 answers · asked by mrs. MJ 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-06 12:24:33 · 21 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Are we suppose to automatically assume that it was illegal drugs, or prescription?

2007-06-06 12:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I am unhappy with my current host and would like to move to another host.

I purchased my domain name through them when I took up there hosting plan, and would like to keep it but dont know how to when moving to a different host.

I cant seem to find the place that allows me to point the domain to a different server.

Can someone please help

2007-06-06 12:24:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I want a real, working pair (that would also be used as the actual belt buckle) but i'm afraid of the punishments, and I wonder if they would still consider it a weapon if i used it as a buckle.

2007-06-06 12:23:57 · 1 answers · asked by Scythe5150 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-06-06 12:23:47 · 18 answers · asked by cmw4u2have 1 in NASCAR

ok, so i stopped having the EWCM on monday so im assuming that is when i stopped ovulating. my husband and i had sex 2 days before that. im not on BC so what are the chances i could become pregnant? we had sex towards the end of last week as well, so just saturday.

2007-06-06 12:23:44 · 4 answers · asked by sunshine_200523 2 in Trying to Conceive

i have a linksys 2.4 ghz 802.11b access point and i cant figure out how to set it up so i can go online with my psp and ps3 and my cpu

2007-06-06 12:23:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

2007-06-06 12:23:39 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys