The Traffic Cop
The traffic cop was sitting beside a quiet highway with his radar gun waiting for a speeder to come along. It had been a slow day and the section of road he had been assigned had not had much traffic at all let alone any chance to give out a ticket. Suddenly he received a radio call from one of his fellow officers alerting him to a vehicle headed his way.
Shortly after the call had been received he spotted the car he had been called about. It wasn't hard to spot a small red Miata with the top down and a gorgeous blonde driving. When the red Mitia came by him car he took out after her with blinking lights and siren blaring. Within a few hundred yards he had pulled her over to the side of the road. As the cop approached the Mitia he started to unzip his fly.
Noticing this the blonde slaps her hand to her forehead and exclaims: "Not another breathalyzer test, this is the third one I've had today."
2007-06-06 12:27:49 · 7 answers · asked by Lizard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do blondes get to have all the fun?
2007-06-06 14:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Tressa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it fairly is Hilarius i've got been given a million for u 2 3 issues to declare to a cop whilst pulled over for a dashing cost ticket a million) i became going to get you donuts 2) i became going homestead to be certain law enforcement officers (tutor) 3) i presumed you needed 2 race
2016-11-07 19:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's saying a mouthful!
2007-06-06 12:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 15:07:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need 2 stay away from that state
2007-06-06 14:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by donttrustsnowmen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAAHAHAHAHAHA LOL GOOD ONE
2007-06-06 12:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by 2boys_mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMATFO...
2007-06-06 13:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋