All categories - 5 June 2007

2007-06-05 08:19:14 · 3 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

shade and gets watered every other day. why is it dying?

2007-06-05 08:19:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

can be taken by itself, out of context, and be used for an arguement? You have to use the entire Bible to learn the answers. Isolated and seperate verses lose meaning unless incorporated into the whole text. That is why it is important to read and study the Bible every day.

2007-06-05 08:18:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

1) Insert bulb and use as a flashlight.

2) Fill with ink and use as a bingo dabber.

3) Fill with frosting and squeeze to decorate cake.

4) Use it as a decoration to hang from your rearview mirror.

5) Hang a dried out one inside an upside-down clay pot for an interesting bell. Gives new meaning to the phrase "ding dong."

6) Nail it to the wall and use it as a coat rack.

7) In a pinch, poke extra holes in the end to make a shower nozzle.

8) Conversation piece on the coffee table ("Oh that was just like Ronald in his prime....")

9) Redneck girl's toothpick holder.

10) Dip it in candied apple glaze and make an all day sucker out of it.

11) Fill with vicks and use it as a nose inhaler.

12) Fill it up with plaster of Paris and use it as a microphone while singing the Lorena Bobbitt song.

13) Stick a Mickey mouse head on the tip, slit the dick horizontally, insert a spring in the bottom, and use it as a Pez dispenser.

2007-06-05 08:18:54 · 16 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-05 08:18:51 · 22 answers · asked by Andrew 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-05 08:18:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Heres what I have on hand: Hamburger, Egg noodles,Corkscrew pasta, cheese, spaghettie sauce, onions, potatoes, garlic, asparagus, Soups, Bisquick, green beans. Those are a few of the things I have that generally go into some hotdishs, so if you could give me any simple ideas for hot dishes then I can work with what I have to switch things up. I also have many of the basic things people keep in the kitchen. I would like to use hamburger in it somehow.

2007-06-05 08:18:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-06-05 08:18:18 · 7 answers · asked by B Z 4 in Mathematics

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman, smiling,
sneezed again, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about
the shuddering. A few more minutes passed, when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before, she took out a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"

"Oh, I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded and replied………."Pepper!"

2007-06-05 08:18:15 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-05 08:18:02 · 5 answers · asked by Kevin M 1 in History

PLEASE help me answer this question before Thursday 6/6/07!!!!!!

2007-06-05 08:17:47 · 2 answers · asked by virgogirl91166 2 in Fish

I dressed up as Hermione last time, and my best friend dressed up as Dobby, and I had a SPEW badge on. I still have the costume, and I do sort of look like Hermione, but I was wondering if anyone had better suggestions.

2007-06-05 08:17:41 · 19 answers · asked by Jett Black 1 in Books & Authors

Expecting their first in august.... its gonna be a boy

2007-06-05 08:17:40 · 38 answers · asked by dunc 3 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2007-06-05 08:17:23 · 14 answers · asked by Aria 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-05 08:17:19 · 16 answers · asked by mkt 5 in Mythology & Folklore

My nephew is 12 and he really likes this girl and has been begging me and my husband to take them somewhere and do a "double date" with them. But my question is do you think letting a 12 year old go on a date is allowable or should we wait. He is smart, and very mature for his age, and the girl is the same way... they are both 12... P.s she is our neighbors neice.

2007-06-05 08:17:17 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-06-05 08:17:09 · 13 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

The bible apparently defines sin as a "transgression of God’s law". So, in order to forgive us for transgressing his laws, God had to send his son to earth for people to kill him so he could bring his son back to life and forgive our sins? Couldn’t God have just forgiven us directly without bringing his son into the whole agrument?

If someone "transgressed" against me, I might or might not forgive them, but I would not think having them kill my daughter so I can bring her back to life would be part of the equation.

2007-06-05 08:17:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I bought fried chicken friday evening. Is it still safe to eat?

2007-06-05 08:17:05 · 4 answers · asked by Eva 4 in Other - Food & Drink

Gerard Way thinks and adorably admits he doesn't know the answer. Do you do that too?

2007-06-05 08:16:44 · 35 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

White House 2008
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away..

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer

2007-06-05 08:16:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Example:
holy yer short ahah juss

playin but cha pro skillz

well i am outttiess

payce homeslice.
It was on my Bebo site..
Seriously, how do these people expect to get a job, or get anywhere in the world by such horrible spelling and grammar?

2007-06-05 08:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I am 38 and come from a investigations background. I was laid off and this is my only option right now. I have heard that they are dishonest and shady..........

2007-06-05 08:16:28 · 2 answers · asked by Joe M 1 in Other - Careers & Employment

Do you think a double wide could hold everyone? My friend on the other side of the park has a double.

2007-06-05 08:16:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

As most people know the Empire State Building gets hit by lightning many times a year. With the construction of the Freedom Tower now underway would it be struck by lightning as well since it is taller? Also, since lightning is attracted to higher up objects would the E.S.B. still be hit by lightning??

2007-06-05 08:16:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

What exactly does this mean? I look it up on Google and it isn't really in words I can understand =P

2007-06-05 08:16:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I tried to add more to the sauce. I also tried adding some water from the pasta to thin out the sauce. No such luck. Any suggestions at all??

2007-06-05 08:15:59 · 12 answers · asked by Des 3 in Cooking & Recipes

This fact always interested me: WKNU, KPGN, KOAC, etc. are a kind of names that are hard to remember and if you hear it for the first time, it would probably confuse you. Why not just give them more recognizable names like: "Jazz FM", "Radio Freedom", etc. It would make a lot more sense.
And where did this habit come from (naming stations using abbreviations)? Thank you in advance.

2007-06-05 08:15:57 · 6 answers · asked by boogie 2 in Media & Journalism

His last name is really common, so i don't want a real common first name like John, or Michael, or Robert. what are some good boy names, that are NOT in the top 100 names for this year? I don't want my son to be like the 5th Liam or Kaleb in his class. Please anyone help us!!

2007-06-05 08:15:53 · 44 answers · asked by Shawn's mama 3 in Baby Names