A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman, smiling,
sneezed again, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about
the shuddering. A few more minutes passed, when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before, she took out a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
"Oh, I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded and replied………."Pepper!"
2007-06-05 08:18:15 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you thought that was good, go and check out my one that says do you want a job at the post office, it's even funnier! lol
2007-06-05 08:29:47 · update #1
otw are you saying I am to old to still be up at this time? You'd be suprised at the stamina I have at my age! lol x
2007-06-06 13:54:00 · update #2
BRILLIANT!!!!
CAN'T BLAME THE WOMAN THOUGH CAN YOU.......I'D DO EXACTLY THE SAME IN HER SHOES!!
2007-06-05 08:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by happy girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will NEVER look at pepper the same way again.
But what the heck am I supposed to say to all the onlookers in the restaurant when I start laughing hysterically, each and every time I use pepper?
Have you thought of that? You've RUINED MY LIFE!!! :)
2007-06-07 01:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absoloutley hillarious!! I luved it. Heres a star 4 u!
2007-06-05 08:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny 10/10
2007-06-05 08:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by Russell J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-05 12:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-06-05 08:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one, star
A guy went to his wife and said, "Guess what, I've found a great job. A 10am start, 2pm finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week in your hand!"
"That's great!" said his wife.
"Yeah, its unreal," the guy said, "you start on Monday.
2007-06-05 08:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes, YES
and a star
2007-06-06 05:50:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10, hilarious.
2007-06-05 11:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-05 09:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
greedy b*tch
hope the pepper runs out,
but probably has a warehouse full
2007-06-05 08:22:37 · answer #11 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋