1) Insert bulb and use as a flashlight.
2) Fill with ink and use as a bingo dabber.
3) Fill with frosting and squeeze to decorate cake.
4) Use it as a decoration to hang from your rearview mirror.
5) Hang a dried out one inside an upside-down clay pot for an interesting bell. Gives new meaning to the phrase "ding dong."
6) Nail it to the wall and use it as a coat rack.
7) In a pinch, poke extra holes in the end to make a shower nozzle.
8) Conversation piece on the coffee table ("Oh that was just like Ronald in his prime....")
9) Redneck girl's toothpick holder.
10) Dip it in candied apple glaze and make an all day sucker out of it.
11) Fill with vicks and use it as a nose inhaler.
12) Fill it up with plaster of Paris and use it as a microphone while singing the Lorena Bobbitt song.
13) Stick a Mickey mouse head on the tip, slit the dick horizontally, insert a spring in the bottom, and use it as a Pez dispenser.
2007-06-05 08:18:54 · 16 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
14) Soak it in starch and use as a dildo.
15) To induce vomiting.
16) Use it as a nozzle to provide a steady stream on your garden hose.
17) Nail it to the wall and hang your coffee mug on it.
2007-06-05 08:20:28 · update #1
i'm giggling loads at your answers
ta huns
harlot indeed
2007-06-05 08:27:39 · update #2
Those are foul but funny!The bingo dabber particularly got me.Rofl!!!
2007-06-05 08:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh come on - I haven't heard of any woman thinking the guy deserved to have his teeth out because he dumped her. And many women didn't find it funny when the guy who asked for a divorce was mutilated.
2016-05-17 11:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by geri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao I love number 12!
2007-06-05 08:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Waiting on Bennett Cole 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny suggestions! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 12:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really disturbing but kinda funny, i like 8 the best.
2007-06-05 08:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by poisonberries 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wash your mouth out harlot
2007-06-05 08:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by Nelson 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tell him it happens to all guys some time in their life...hee hee.
Mwah.x
2007-06-05 08:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by harriette 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them very funny ridiculous but lol
2007-06-05 08:24:37 · answer #8 · answered by Magster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was this meant to be a joke by chance?
2007-06-05 08:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-06-05 13:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋