All categories - 5 June 2007

a sword from a stone if you came across it ?

Would the sword come out for you....if so, why ?

2007-06-05 21:40:38 · 19 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

A couple of months ago, this guy I worked with whom I liked very much and we got on very well, did not seem too keen to talk and when I asked if he meant that I don't call him again he said that was close to what he meant. He also said we could not be friends which was very upsetting. I then said I would never contact him again. HOWEVER, now I need him to provide a reference for me and I want to contact him to check if he has been contacted by the reference checking people because it is crucial that they contact him, but I am afraid to in-case he does not like that. I will not call him but I thought I might text him. Do you think it is ok if I text him asking him if he has been contacted by them yet? What would you do?

2007-06-05 21:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by SK 1 in Singles & Dating

I've lost and gained a stone multiple times over the last couple of years. I eat healthily during the week and have begun to really put in the work at the gym. But i undo it all at the weekend with nights out. How do i lose weight and not give up my weekends?

2007-06-05 21:39:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-06-05 21:39:28 · 31 answers · asked by Sprinkle 5 in Other - Society & Culture

The first place????? Brevity is fine.....I am now off to bed....Goodnight.....

2007-06-05 21:39:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My 1993 acura integra RPM i snot working. Does anyone who knows what is the problem?

2007-06-05 21:39:11 · 3 answers · asked by tarius99 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

If not, do you think they get turned down in the single's bars?

2007-06-05 21:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who actually likes neighbours its so crap i hate it, so predictable and CRAP, and lower than b gradish

2007-06-05 21:38:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

I've missed 2 periods so far and I'm 23. This has never happened before. And I'm NOT pregnant. I had a appendectomy 7 weeks ago and the antibiotics gave me a yeast infection. Could it be related? Should I wait it out or do I have to go see a doctor?

2007-06-05 21:38:36 · 5 answers · asked by Elisa A 1 in Women's Health

2007-06-05 21:38:27 · 4 answers · asked by annabelle_1318 1 in Other - Science

2007-06-05 21:38:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

2007-06-05 21:38:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I say not a snowball's chance, they'd have canned his *** long ago.

It's just too bad the US isn't a corporation.

2007-06-05 21:38:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-06-05 21:37:59 · 4 answers · asked by grady c 1 in Chevrolet

2007-06-05 21:37:24 · 1 answers · asked by Jocel C 1 in Studying Abroad

like a lot of Bible histories that talk about the prophets and drinking everyday,and some miracles of Jesus that are about wine

2007-06-05 21:37:07 · 18 answers · asked by yacob 1 in Religion & Spirituality

we have like 4 days to register the birth of our daughter and we still don't have a name.
We like unusual but pretty sounding names.
A list of girls names would be fantastic....any ideas?
We have read books, watched movie credits, asked friends and family, we just can't seem to agree on one!!
Thanks in advance.

2007-06-05 21:36:52 · 104 answers · asked by KoolAid 3 in Baby Names

2007-06-05 21:36:37 · 12 answers · asked by Habt our quell 4 in Movies

If you get to a missed shot but cannot gather it in before falling out of bounds and then throw it of an opposing player gaining possession for your team, is this considered a rebound?

2007-06-05 21:35:42 · 7 answers · asked by 3 years in a cave 3 in Basketball

i have a 18 months old baby and i work full time.i'm at home around 18:30 every day exepts weekends...

2007-06-05 21:35:23 · 6 answers · asked by anna 7 in Cleaning & Laundry

We should have an easier-on-the-eye logo.Instantly recognisable.No fussy, arty stuff thankyou. I prefer, so far, 'The London Underground' logo.It's recognised the world over as a symbol of England and London.....people associate with this symbol.We sat and watched the promotional video and didn't know what it represented.......come on, something more simple, instantaneous and obvious.Perhaps get children to design it......?

2007-06-05 21:35:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Olympics

my little boys dad walked out on us in march and moved in with some one ten days later, my son is six and his dad sees him for a few hours a week (his choice) we had to move back in with my parents and i got a part time job which unfortunally is at night its 2 nights a week but i am home in time to but my son to bed, i also went to a party on satarday night but was home for twelve and that has been my first night out,
now my ex says that my son never gets to see me and i am damageing him emotonally by going to work and leaving him with my mum because he is still getting used to not seeing his father (his choice) and how not seeing his mum
he is making me feel very bad but is he just playing games with me because i am getting over him

2007-06-05 21:35:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her.
One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I assumed was his wife.

THE WIFE IS FUMING
Wife: Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
Maid: What will I have to do?
>Wife: Take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he is with.
>The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and gunshots then
>more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them into the swimming pool.
Maid: But there is no pool here.
LONG PAUSE > >
Wife: Is this 832-4831?

2007-06-05 21:34:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what was it,

i kind of laughed at my cousin saterday, cos he was messing about and he lost the back of his earing, and he was just looking for it on the floor, and the floor was dirty becasue it had all cake crumbs, because it was a family gathering with children.

then one time a man was wearing drop downs- he was running then he fell and his trousers went down to his knees, then he tried to pull them up,whilst still running. then he fell down again

2007-06-05 21:34:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As a kitten he used Tidy Cat litter. When he was 6 months old he was de-clawed and was switched to Mews News pellets. He turned a year old this month (June). About two weeks ago he started putting his bowel movements on the floor behind the toilet, or on the rug in the half-bath where his litter box is. Why is he doing this, and what can I do to get him to use his litter box again?

2007-06-05 21:34:20 · 8 answers · asked by niknacks 1 in Cats

I wanted to share this, because it is about the funniest thing I have ever read, just wanted to share.
LIZARD BIRTHING

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome
including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the storybelow will have
you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what
happened...

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
"something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can
you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his
bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking
stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."

& nbsp; "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Ber t and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to
reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she
inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most
loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she
informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I
shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced.

"We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"O h, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THA T just great! What are we going to do with a litter of
tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know (I really do think she
was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny
foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my
wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next
appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times
with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know "Maybe they could
talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my
house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.

&nb sp; We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in h is lap.

"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be
so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but
this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little
animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to
you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In
fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see,

Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like
most male species, they um . ...um....
masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back."

He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr.
Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle.
And then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I
married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's
just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny
little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled th e
lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad eve rything was going to
be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea,"

Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

2 - Lizards - $140...

1 - Cage - $50...

Trip to the Vet - $30...

2007-06-05 21:33:00 · 5 answers · asked by Tammy M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If the same pass would earn you an assist on the court, would you earn the same stat from a pass originating from an inbounds pass?

2007-06-05 21:32:56 · 12 answers · asked by 3 years in a cave 3 in Basketball

2007-06-05 21:32:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

Is it rude to play Motorhead's Killed by Death at 1:30am as loud as your speakers can play....I mean its my house right.
Suggest some other "rude" deeds to do at 1:30am

2007-06-05 21:32:31 · 21 answers · asked by Experimental876 4 in Polls & Surveys