If the US were a corporation, is there any way in hell Bush would still be CEO?

Question

I say not a snowball's chance, they'd have canned his *** long ago.

It's just too bad the US isn't a corporation.

Answer 1

Bush ran every company that he ever had, into the ground. He and his brother Neil would take huge loans, pay the proceeds to themselves as salary and file bankruptcy. That's what caused the California bank crisis in the 80s. There was lots of press about the bank failures but almost no publicity or news coverage of the Bush family's involvement. He is doing the same thing to our country.

Answer 2

Well the U.S. is owned by corporations and their friend Bush will remain as long as he does not hinder profits (taxes).

Why do you think Regan won? He promised tax cuts to corporate America and when he did so what do you think the corporations did? Well U.S. Steel closed down the biggest steel plant in the U.S. and bought Marathon Oil resulting in the loss of thousands of jobs. This was followed by a wave of other corporations merging and than sueing each other all the meanwhile Japanese and Chinese companies were modernizing. Now who's in charge?


-> The person above : some sources please about this so called time of economic prosperity.

Answer 3

Well he would definitely be a one man show and would not allow anyone to have an opinion that's for sure. Secondly, if anyone tried to object against his policies, he would spread rumors with his PR manager such as Scooter Libby to screw you up.

He would spend 90% of the corporate budget alone without a marketing strategy. Not be willing to cooperate with other competitors to resolve regulatory issues that may threaten the industry as a whole (such as Global warming).

The company would be insolvent in less than a year and to save his face, plot and plan a way burning down a 1/2 of the building to keep his job. In the end he would blame it on one of of the smaller competitors who have no voice.

Answer 4

If the person you hired in ANY other job screwed up as badly as the fool we have in the White House gas, he would not only have been fired, he would be blackballed from ever working in that field ever again.

Bush was incompetent as Governor, he was a poor pilot who can't read a calendar and he has beena dosastrous President. Our stock was valuable, now it's worthless. No other CEO could do such a poor job without being fired long ago.

Answer 5

Nice try but no cigar.

Look how long Michael Eisner held out at Disney after everyone in the world knew that he was running the theme parks into the ground?

Look at Wolfowitz, throughly crooked head (appointed by Bush by the way) of the World Bank. He kicked and screamed his innocence and blamed the media for losing his job. He didn't seem to understand that giving his girl friend a fat and juicy pay and benefit increase might not be looked upon well.

If the U.S. were a corporation, too many Americans would be silent shareholders.

Answer 6

If the U.S. were a corporation, Bush would have been imprisoned for violating anti- trust laws.
Prior to being sworn in, he spread word to his wealthy investor friends to invest in big oil, enron, halliburton, and the military industrial complex, because he intended to start several wars and resume the Russian/U.S. arms race.

Answer 7

This time around having found himself being born again.
No way he will want to go back in chasing the great American dreams of puff the magic dragon.
Will be looking forwards to enjoy the real thing that taste like coke.
Maybe spend sometime playing base-ball in the net.

Answer 8

if he started out as ceo, he would've ran the company into the ground if he didn't get fired first.

Answer 9

There is no way for this idiot to become CEO in the first place!!!

Answer 10

Not a chance.