A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her.
One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I assumed was his wife.
THE WIFE IS FUMING
Wife: Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
Maid: What will I have to do?
>Wife: Take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he is with.
>The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and gunshots then
>more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them into the swimming pool.
Maid: But there is no pool here.
LONG PAUSE > >
Wife: Is this 832-4831?
2007-06-05 21:34:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol lol lol
that is so messed up but funny!
2007-06-05 21:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!! That's is so funny!!!! And cool u didn't use a phone number that starts with 555 maybe that's the number of someone here...or maybe yours...
2007-06-06 04:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
horribly funny!
2007-06-06 04:46:35 · answer #3 · answered by bibay_ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it better when it was the little girl and dad and the unkle jumps out the window.......but still funny thanks
2007-06-06 04:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea...that was good...i heard it before, but it was still oh so funnnnyyy
2007-06-06 04:43:48 · answer #5 · answered by amanda_bbgd182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋