wearing nothing but saran wrap. the psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can clearly see ur nuts".
A guy walks into his doctors office and says, " Doctor, my penis is orange' The doctor looks at him and says "well what have u been doing"? He says " Nothing, jus watching pornos and eating cheetos".
A guy walks into his Doctors office and says " Doctor my eyes burn every time i have sex". The doctor says " Dont worry my son, thats just from all the pepper spray".
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says " Wow, thats cool where did you get that from"? The parrot says " Africa, theres thousands of them". =)
SORRY NO DISRESPECT MEANT!!!!!
2007-06-05
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