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wearing nothing but saran wrap. the psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can clearly see ur nuts".

A guy walks into his doctors office and says, " Doctor, my penis is orange' The doctor looks at him and says "well what have u been doing"? He says " Nothing, jus watching pornos and eating cheetos".

A guy walks into his Doctors office and says " Doctor my eyes burn every time i have sex". The doctor says " Dont worry my son, thats just from all the pepper spray".

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says " Wow, thats cool where did you get that from"? The parrot says " Africa, theres thousands of them". =)
SORRY NO DISRESPECT MEANT!!!!!

2007-06-05 12:33:28 · 10 answers · asked by Li'l Devil 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Funny ones! No offense taken! lol!

2007-06-05 12:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

A guy walks into his doctors office and says, " Doctor, my penis is orange' The doctor looks at him and says "well what have u been doing"? He says " Nothing, jus watching pornos and eating cheetos".

Gross, yet funny. Cheeto porn? :-p

2007-06-05 12:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0 1

hahaha youre now no longer on my own hun. I try this continuously, i think of so blonde and stuff mutually as i in basic terms sit down down there pondering it. I heard this a mutually as a bypass and it bugged me sooo lots. It took me a protracted time to do it and that i obtained so excited mutually as i understood it lol anyhow, its meant to be learn as 'a individual-is going (mangoes....theyre a variety of fruit) surprising right into a bar. stupid, i understand although yeh. Love, Charlotte xxxx

2016-11-05 01:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by asar 4 · 0 0

Loved them all, no disrespect takened. LOL

2007-06-05 15:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool funnies

2007-06-05 13:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0 0

lol although its terrible i like the last one.

2007-06-05 12:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by peach 3 · 0 1

Literally lol!!!

2007-06-05 13:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 1

Funny and gross!!!!

2007-06-05 13:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

they are funny :)

2007-06-05 12:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

good ones.....LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

2007-06-05 12:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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