6pm
Friend: "Gerry, can you and Kate look after my kids for 3 hours? Only we're off for meal later"
Gerry: "Yes my friend, we will look after your 3 children"
10pm
Friend: "Hi Gerry, how were the kids?"
Gerry: "Er, how many kids did you have?"
Friend: "What do you mean, DID have? Three!"
Gerry: "Oh well, not any more you don't.."
Friend: "What? What are you on about?"
Gerry: "Well, see, we went out.."
Friend:" You took the kids with you?"
Gerry: "Er, no we left them here..."
Friend:" You LEFT them? Here? Who with?"
Gerry: "Er...no one actually.."
Friend:"ON THEIR OWN?"
Gerry: "Ermm..aye we did.."
Friend:"So where's my girl?"
Gerry: "Well it seems she has been taken.."
Friend: "WHAT? Someone broke in and abducted her?"
Gerry: "Well..er..they wouldn't have to have broken in..we...er.. left the door unlocked.."
EX-Friend: "!"
If the McCanns had been babysitting OTHER's kids and left them how culpable would they have been then in EVERYONE's eyes?
2007-06-01
18:57:18
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Como Lewis (deceased)
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