All categories - 11 May 2007

2007-05-11 07:44:55 · 32 answers · asked by fed-up 2 in Physics

A man's dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet's. The vet looks at the dog and says that he'll have to take him to the examining room. In the examining room, he takes a cat out of a cage and lets the cat walk all over the dog, but the dog doesn't do anything.
The doctor say "Your dog is dead."

The man goes out to the receptionist and asks for his bill.

"That'll be £325" says the receptionist.

"What! £325? How's that possible?"

"It's £25 for the consultation, and £300 for the Cat scan."



Please star it if you find it funny
Thanks

2007-05-11 07:44:27 · 36 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Afraid of losing?

2007-05-11 07:44:17 · 16 answers · asked by Not my problem 6 in Polls & Surveys

throw your hands in the air. . .

2007-05-11 07:44:16 · 7 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-11 07:43:56 · 12 answers · asked by Beadle Juice 3 in Wrestling

Had my computer guy *clean* and debug my hard drive and now I have no sound at all. All volume setting are on and so are the speakers. If you can help, speak really slow and simple. I am totally techically challenged. Computer guy mentioned drivers but what is that?

2007-05-11 07:43:43 · 5 answers · asked by dobesnme 1 in Desktops

2007-05-11 07:43:43 · 2 answers · asked by jay s 4 in Other - Taxes

I was dating/engaged to a beautiful girl and she was my life she was always there for me and i was alwyas there for her. We had a beautiful baby boy and now he is almost 2, we split up a while back and now I am trying to make things work with us. i lied to her a few times and she knows it b/c i told her. I worked 60-70 hours a week and she stayed at home with our son and took care of him and the house. Well she went out every friday and saturday and on sundays she just wanted to relax. Well when i wanted to go out she would get pissed off and be mad at me. She never had to explain anything to me or were she was going but it was different with me I had to explain myself. WHAT DO I DO?????? I love her and want her back in my life, her and my lil baby boy, they are my life

2007-05-11 07:43:35 · 3 answers · asked by big daddy matt 1 in Singles & Dating

Is it true or a myth?

2007-05-11 07:43:30 · 19 answers · asked by Adam H 2 in Other - Health

2007-05-11 07:43:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How to Antiderivate this ****..:)

2cos^2 (2x)

Thanks for helpin..

2007-05-11 07:43:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-05-11 07:43:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She loves to canter, but she tears around the ring.

2007-05-11 07:43:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horses

Isn't it funny when you tell someone a particular song you like, and they say you have 'no taste in music', surely if you have no taste in music, you don't appreciate any music.

2007-05-11 07:43:04 · 17 answers · asked by Sprinkle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-11 07:43:01 · 1 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-11 07:42:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That your parents had taught you?

2007-05-11 07:42:52 · 25 answers · asked by ® 7 in Polls & Surveys

i wanna get a tatto that will attract the opposite sex... females... i have one on my ribs already and my X girl said that was the sexiest tattoo ever... what else do u grls think are nice and what do u think is nice??

2007-05-11 07:42:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

2007-05-11 07:42:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

2007-05-11 07:42:42 · 12 answers · asked by richardjeana1 1 in Military

I can't believe how this is going, do you think that they will accually kill off Sam? I cannot keep watching that if it only has one hot guy left on it!!Ha, Ha.

2007-05-11 07:42:38 · 7 answers · asked by Beth 4 in Reality Television

Why am I always so tired?

And please don't suggest coffee, it doesn't work on me!

2007-05-11 07:42:32 · 4 answers · asked by frank g 2 in Other - General Health Care

Sometimes I'm on a roll giving answers and advice, but I need to check my mail. After checking my mail, how do I get back to the same question? I always just lose it. Please answer in simple English. I'm new to the computer. Thanks in advance!

2007-05-11 07:42:32 · 9 answers · asked by LadyLynn 7 in Other - Computers

I have been married 12 years and now I feel like we are just friends. I talk to people more and more that seem to be in the same situation. I wonder if it is even possible to be happily married in a relationship that leaves you completely fulfilled. If you are - what keeps it that way? How do you keep it alive?

Also - does it make a difference if you have kids? Harder? It seems that way for us.

2007-05-11 07:42:28 · 21 answers · asked by huntingwidow 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-05-11 07:42:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If the Bishops were aware of their misconduct, why did they relocate them to congregations not privy of their history, only to continue the abuse? Instead they should have been defrocked immediately and placed under mental intervention. Other religions have scandals of their own, involving one or two pastors, but the Catholic Church outdoes the notoriety just by the sheer numbers of sexual offenders existing in clergy.

2007-05-11 07:42:14 · 18 answers · asked by Dr. G™ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Or December 21st* Not sure. Darwinists, What are your views? I don't think its true. They again, use FEAR to try to control us.

2007-05-11 07:42:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Me and my husband have been together for 3 years im 8 months pregnant with our first child to look at us from the outside you would think it was wonderful but behind closed doors we dont talk, touch, have sex nothing we our like brother and sister he does his thing and i do mine. We have talked about splitting up but its pretty much put aside everytime. Ive told him im not happy but i dont think he hears me. How can we put the spark and want to back in our marriage like we used to have. Im ready to give up what should i do because talking and trying to convince him isnt working?

2007-05-11 07:42:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Going to be a bumpy night?

2007-05-11 07:42:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Especially the ones who can't see over the wheel and decide to stop short when the light turns green and cause accidents.

2007-05-11 07:42:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety