A man's dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet's. The vet looks at the dog and says that he'll have to take him to the examining room. In the examining room, he takes a cat out of a cage and lets the cat walk all over the dog, but the dog doesn't do anything.
The doctor say "Your dog is dead."
The man goes out to the receptionist and asks for his bill.
"That'll be £325" says the receptionist.
"What! £325? How's that possible?"
"It's £25 for the consultation, and £300 for the Cat scan."
Please star it if you find it funny
Thanks
2007-05-11 07:44:27 · 36 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Check my other jokes out
2007-05-11 08:15:42 · update #1
That was brill! Can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!
2007-05-16 04:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one ! Catscan ! Howcome I never thought of it before.
Ok. besides the star heres a bonus for you too! I give you a dog joke.
A person lost his beloved pet. He advertised in the Times newspaper that anyone who finds his beloved dog will be rewarded with 500,000 dlrs. After a week, the man went personnally to the newspaper office to find out if they have received any information on his missing dog. To his surprise, he found only the receptionist in the whole building and all the desks were empty. On enquiry, the receptionist said, 'The staff has gone out in search of the missing dog.'
2007-05-18 06:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wasn't it a hamster and the vet had a labrador retriever and a cat?
25 for consult 150 for lab work and 150 for the cat scan
2007-05-11 07:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not great but still good! Plz send me some other jokes!! There really funny! Good work!
2007-05-12 13:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I almost passed out. That was pure Vaudville!
XD
:D
:P
GOOD JOB!
Gonna go unwet myself.
2007-05-19 06:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jessika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
*your cool*
=)
2007-05-19 02:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Was Good
2007-05-19 05:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by Cali_Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I laughed!
2007-05-18 17:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not
2007-05-17 15:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE! That was a good one
2007-05-17 09:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have a star from me, it was all right
2007-05-11 07:49:52 · answer #11 · answered by Tony T 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋