All categories - 9 May 2007

2007-05-09 02:11:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

OR will they give Islamic facism a "pass" opting rather to say, "freedom of relgion man", puff puff.

2007-05-09 02:10:57 · 22 answers · asked by Sequoia 1 in Politics

how does havin sex in a pool affect either person doing it

2007-05-09 02:10:55 · 10 answers · asked by britt 1 in Swimming & Diving

I have a privacy trellis-fence 8ft high X 30 ft wide . I'd like a pretty climbing vine or plant that offers privacy and beauty. Any suggestions please

2007-05-09 02:10:48 · 8 answers · asked by pdudenhefer 4 in Garden & Landscape

I have severe osteoarthritis in the lower part of my spine and some days I cannot walk properly Im also getting pain and numbness in my legs, Ive asked my doctor 3 times if I could see a specialist, but the doctor said a specialist can do nothing for me,

2007-05-09 02:10:47 · 12 answers · asked by pebbie 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-05-09 02:10:35 · 15 answers · asked by andy muso 6 in Words & Wordplay

Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma.

After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital.

"It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her b00bs being touched."

The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "If one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too."

So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her b!ts.

Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside.

"Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try 0_r_@_l s_e_x."

Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room.

2007-05-09 02:10:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a part time worker at the Church. I am not good in English
I also do help my family as they are needing me. I am the only one a christian in my family.

2007-05-09 02:10:14 · 13 answers · asked by kim savy want to as many questio 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have on a number of occations stated that all of this talk about bringing the troops home before the War on Terror was done would bring terrorists to our soil, becuase we are seen as weak. Just like the FLN and France once France gave up in Algeria and stated that the war was lost and started talking about bringing the troops home Yosef Saadi brought his terror to Paris. Is the foiled terror attack we saw yesterday a response from AL Qaeda to let us know that if we leave the Middle East that they will follow us home? Ft Dix is one of hte main training bases for the Army.

2007-05-09 02:10:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

2007-05-09 02:09:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-09 02:09:57 · 48 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

Its a free magazine the ministry puts out, and there are several authors included.

2007-05-09 02:09:52 · 5 answers · asked by ? 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-09 02:09:47 · 22 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

It could be a smile, or dimple, or great.....

How about you?

Me....not sure yet.

2007-05-09 02:09:20 · 25 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 02:09:08 · 4 answers · asked by charlotte_franko 2 in Weddings

i want a home remedie. to cure my hair.
or any product available in india(hyd)
they have become very wierd due to chlorine.
thanks!

2007-05-09 02:09:08 · 2 answers · asked by I love myself!!!! 2 in Swimming & Diving

im 16 and i really like this guy who is 18. hes already finished school im still in yr 11 - ive got a yeah and a half to go. i duno if it wud work because 18 yr olds can get into a lot of social stuff that i cant - lik nightclubs etc etc. so if u were an 18 yr old guy wud u date a 16yr old still at school?

2007-05-09 02:08:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Do they only do polls in new york city or some other liberal swamp?

2007-05-09 02:08:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

A Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.

He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.” When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.” He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, “You don’t understand. … Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Me too!”

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. “You don’t understand,” I said, “I hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married.” The Judge said, “Me too!”

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning. I said, “I’m looking for Sex.” — My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I’ve been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, “What seems to be the trouble?” I replied, “Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn’t live any longer so lonely.” and the doctor said, “Look mister, you should understand that sex isn’t a man’s best friend:



So get yourself a dog.”

2007-05-09 02:08:48 · 4 answers · asked by Ashley M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My husband always likes to be together ... I always have our cat come in the bathroom with me when I shower, and this morning was about the third time in a week that my husband had to come in and pester me in there.

I got a little perturbed, and he said, oh, it's okay if the cat comes in, but I can't disturb you.

I told him that when he loses the ability to speak that he'd be more than welcome to come in.

Was that really rude of me?

2007-05-09 02:08:42 · 17 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Marriage & Divorce

So if you haven't heard I'm building a brand new swamp in Mendocino County, CA. This swamp will be a great asset, as it will provide a place to paddle around and play your banjo or take the kids out for some rat shooting, and will also provide a home for the alligator that has been menacing the area.

Please suggest some unique names for this beautiful swamp.

2007-05-09 02:08:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 02:08:35 · 8 answers · asked by dell 1 in Zoology

I read a lot about sapphires on net, and it seems to be just something that people think, that apparently lighter sapphires are as good. But then again, these are websites that try to sell things so they can say anything. Is it true that darkest blue sapphire is the best colour gem(not considering size, cut, purity) and if you have the choice what colour would you go for?

2007-05-09 02:08:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2007-05-09 02:08:30 · 6 answers · asked by Daizy 1 in Languages

is it worth reading ?

2007-05-09 02:08:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-05-09 02:07:49 · 6 answers · asked by tameka d 1 in Languages

Any answers?

2007-05-09 02:07:48 · 14 answers · asked by rachelxkay 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN

Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.

"Who is this?''

2007-05-09 02:07:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Today we are told that CO2 increase means an increase in temperature from the media. However, I found this article, link included below from respected scientists who claim something different. What your opinion?

http://www.co2science.org/scripts/CO2ScienceB2C/articles/V2/N8/C3.jsp

2007-05-09 02:07:39 · 9 answers · asked by A_Geologist 5 in Environment