All categories - 9 May 2007

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F*ck off!"

2007-05-09 02:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by angel eyez xx 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Surely he is not without sin??? Isnt it God who should forgive you. So if I blaspheme against the holy ghost(unpardonable sin) and I ask for forgiveness will God forgive me???Im not being nasty

2007-05-09 02:07:02 · 8 answers · asked by Purplemarshmellow 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I hate most "reality" shows, I don't like Deal or No Deal, I dislike Hero's because it is not going anywhere slowly.

The shows I enjoyed are the older series like:

Mash or Gilligans Island. They had a good plot, also Bonanza. How about you?

2007-05-09 02:06:54 · 4 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ever wish you could freeze frame a single moment in your day, and look at it and say "this is not my life"?

2007-05-09 02:06:20 · 23 answers · asked by THE MOVIE BOOK 3 in Polls & Surveys

If logic is the unwavering tool of all understanding... then I guess the earth really was flat.

2007-05-09 02:06:14 · 14 answers · asked by mick rogers 2 in Philosophy

2007-05-09 02:05:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Honestly, we do things differently here in UK. Some of your advice to ppl here is ridiculous. Is this just another US attempt to take over the world?

2007-05-09 02:04:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Do you want a cookie? Are you telling mom?

2007-05-09 02:04:53 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm thinking about buying property in another state and renting it out for a couple of years, but I do not own any other properties. Would this be considered an investment property for tax purposes or could I file as primary residence, although I don't live there, but plan to in the future?

2007-05-09 02:04:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

corner and drop a huge project on you???

Are you trying to hide or plot your escape at this very moment?

2007-05-09 02:04:45 · 11 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Movies

ever had to file a report of rape against someone?

What were your feelings?

I did. The guy had said he was sorry before, but was starting to display some upsetting jerky behavior. I wanted to make sure he was really sorry and not just apologizing to save his ***. Feel a little sorry for me.

Can anybody relate?

2007-05-09 02:04:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-05-09 02:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by White Boy 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Here is my dilemma I have a 1999 ford mustang gt last year i put custom inch and a quarter spacers in the rear to push out the wheels i barely drive this car and i seen it has become more of a hassel with it rubbing my fenders so i want to take them off however i have no clue i tried pounding the off, prying, wd 40, heated it up, not sure what else to do also i took off the whole brake assembly but the center hub is rusted and thats where its stuck. Any ideas. Is there a way i could cut it off any suggestions would be greatly appreciated thanks

2007-05-09 02:04:26 · 8 answers · asked by dpljr133 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

What is he waiting for?

2007-05-09 02:03:56 · 24 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 02:03:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

can i have some beachfront proprty

2007-05-09 02:03:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-05-09 02:03:36 · 58 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?

2007-05-09 02:03:36 · 10 answers · asked by Iris 1 in Jokes & Riddles

She wants a " good " reason

2007-05-09 02:03:31 · 32 answers · asked by jessie 1 in Adolescent

...first bat goes to the female bat: if you sleep with me ill show you a way out of here...so she does...when she wakes up the next day she finds that the first bat is missing...
second bat goes to the female and tells her: ill tell you where th e first bat went if you sleep with me...she thinks why not and sleeps with him and the next day he is missing also...
the last bat goes to the female and says only you and me left in here but if you sleep with me ill tell you how everyone left this cave before we die with lack of food! so she agrees and then sleeps with him until she wakes up and finds out that she is alone in the cave....
HOW LADIES DID THE MALE BATS LEAVE THE CAVE?
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ANSWER:
IF YOU SLEEP WITH ME ILL TELL YOU!

2007-05-09 02:03:27 · 8 answers · asked by tae Kim 1 in Jokes & Riddles

of how I feel, and actions/inaction I have exhibited for quite some time now; I'd appreciate it if you're a certified psychologist or mental health counselor who has seen it all; currently I'm unemployed and getting financial support from family, which after awhile is feeling embarrasing since I'm in my 30s; ok, here it is: 1) after a week or so at a new job, I start regulary going late to work, 2) I hate leaving an apt. when I hear someone else is leaving their apt. on the same floor at a similar time, 3) I get easily agitated when people cough around me [I think they don't like me, etc..], 4) sometimes if I get into a heated argument, I feel some feeling of heart palpitation or something; the beat goes much faster and scares me, 5) I don't have the most confident sounding voice when I chat (maybe I think if I come across more assertive, I'd annoy the other person) and 6) I procrastinate with housework tht needs to get done [I hate staying too long indoors], your input is welcome, thx

2007-05-09 02:03:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

A blonde goes riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

2007-05-09 02:03:04 · 7 answers · asked by Ashley M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

First one to guess my first name gets 10 points!!!! Clue it is a very spiritual and holy name assosicted with Holy Mary!! Remember Im Irish!!!!!!!

2007-05-09 02:02:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-09 02:02:12 · 4 answers · asked by JayDee 2 in Birds

I think I know about six trivial things about him, how about you?

2007-05-09 02:02:11 · 3 answers · asked by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4 in Television

does your company give you ?


I am up to 4 weeks now...

2007-05-09 02:01:55 · 17 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you are in the know...sales or repair or have heard news programs or read the consumers reports, please respond to my question. I missed a report on this on my local news program. I think maybe the new ones are more energy efficient. Does anyone know the facts?

2007-05-09 02:01:38 · 3 answers · asked by Patti 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Some people believe this is hell...I almost agree, but don't because there is love in the world.

How about you?

2007-05-09 02:01:23 · 9 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

would i need to go forward first? in order to get the technology
to go back?

2007-05-09 02:01:02 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Alternative